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[orangetoughguy]

[This is the sound of a man who's been sobbing (and puking) his guts out. It's like he put the lime in the coconut and mixed it all up.]

Somebody send some fuckin' help. [GrooOoOaAaAaaaan fuck you I'm fuckin' dyin' crai.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

... I'm not surprised this happened.

video;

[orangetoughguy]

[Looking all red-eyed.]

What's that supposed to mean.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

That no one listened to my post!

[eiremagic]

What did you eat, boyo?

[orangetoughguy]

I don't remember.

[Whoops.]

[eiremagic]

Was it green?

[orangetoughguy]

Probably. A little green here and a little green there.

[eiremagic]

Drink some water.

[orangetoughguy]

I did do you know how many times I've had to piss today.

[eiremagic]

Probably more than I want to.

Do you want me to come pick you up for the hospital, boyo?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not going to the hospital over a bellyache! I'm better than this--

[Glurgh sound.]

[eiremagic]

You sure about that?

[orangetoughguy]

Yes!

[eiremagic]

I could bring you a banana bag.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't need another hole poked in me.

[eiremagic]

Are you afraid of needles?

Baby.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not a baby I'm a sick man!

[eiremagic]

An IV would clear that right up.

[orangetoughguy]

This place is modern don't you pills or some shit for that already.

[eiremagic]

For dehydration?

[orangetoughguy]

For a fix it all.

[eiremagic]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

Your modern friends should get on that soon.

[eiremagic]

Well right now I can offer you a banana bag.

[verysmallpig]

Oh d-dear!

HALP!!! [Piglet starts racing around, pedeling his little feet as quickly as he can. It takes him a moment to figure out just what direction he needs to go in.]

HALP! H-HALP!!!

[orangetoughguy]

What why are you yelling!

[verysmallpig]

To... [Piglet's squeaky voice is getting a bit winded with all the running. Distances are, of course, much farther than for the average person who is Not a very small animal.] To get you halp!

And so he proceeds to shout just as loudly as he is able.] HALP!!! M-my friend needs halp r-right away!

[orangetoughguy]

[Okay fix this Freddy fix this you can fix this.]

Halp!

[Yep this is going to end well yep yep.]

[verysmallpig]

D-don't worry! I-I'll find a Please man! H-he'll know what to do! [This will, of course, take some time.]

[orangetoughguy]

Don't try too hard.

[verysmallpig]

B-but you need halp!

[orangetoughguy]

I'll be okay nobody wants you to need help too!

[whitetwoguns]

We'll get through this. We're gonna get us some menudo, some water.

[orangetoughguy]

[Whimper whimper shake and shiver see icon and keywords.]

Ok.

[whitetwoguns]

You're gonna be okay. Hear me? Help's on the way.

[orangetoughguy]

Thanks I think the pig's on it.

[whitetwoguns]

Don't talk about your partner that way.


.........what did he do?

[orangetoughguy]

Not that pig. The little pig.

[whitetwoguns]

The little pig.

....what's he doing?

[orangetoughguy]

Running around crying for help!

[whitetwoguns]

You don't need help yelling. You are doing that perfectly.

[mortemscintilla]

...........D-Did someone poison you?

[ Y e p. That's his first suspicion. ]

[orangetoughguy]

Kind of.

[It's almost accurate Hei.]

[mortemscintilla]

Kind of? [ C'mon Orange what gives? Someone kind of poisoning you is like someone kind of being pregnant 8( ]

[ Oh. Wait. ] Is this the kind of poison you picked for yourself? [ It is, isn't it? ]

[universaltranslator]

Happy St. Patrick's Day. [dryly]

[orangetoughguy]

They gotta come up with some other way to say it cause it wasn't happy.

[universaltranslator]

Was it miserable at the time or are you just regretting it now?

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[brothertragedy]

Don't drink so much, then.

[Advice is help, isn't it?]