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[riseto]

I'll keep this short so you can get on with your fun.

This option will make you happy.

This one will decidedly not.

Or for the relationship disinclined, there's always brothels.

[ ooc: Explanation. Hawke has no idea what she's talking about. ]

Comments

[firstaid]

Well, wouldn't one rather have a heart that's whole rather than one that's broken?

[Yay it's not a 'birds and the bees' explanation... she hopes.]

[riseto]

You would think, but some people are masochists.

[firstaid]

Do you think that some people intentionally get hurt in relationships like that?

[errandry]

...

[ what do you say to that. ]

Didn't even think they had those here.

[riseto]

Have we died, then? I missed the message.

[errandry]

... You depend on 'em that bad?

[ironmanic]

And how happy is happy, exactly?

[riseto]

That depends on those involved, but I'm pretty sure it's a mandate that beautiful people have to get 11 out of 10.

[haring_to_go]

[ he chokes ]

Straight and to the point, yes, but a little discretion would be advised. [ oh dear, what a thing for a lady to be saying! ]

[riseto]

I could have gone with the detailed diagrams.

[haring_to_go]

[ fluster ]

No, that's perfectly alright!

I appreciate the restraint but a little bit more next time would be...

Would be...

[ gulp ]

Please think of your audience. Some of them have delicate ears! [ he's talking about the children, not himself! ]

[captainfuckingmagic]

What does that even mean? Do you like hit people with lightning bolts if they make you unhappy or something?

[riseto]

Or a sword. It depends on if I'm in the mood for charred flesh or blood splatters.

[a_parting_word]

As long as that plant isn't working in them.

[riseto]

But if it's not, you'd go?