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[riseto]

I'll keep this short so you can get on with your fun.

This option will make you happy.

This one will decidedly not.

Or for the relationship disinclined, there's always brothels.

[ ooc: Explanation. Hawke has no idea what she's talking about. ]

Comments

[ironmanic]

And how happy is happy, exactly?

[riseto]

That depends on those involved, but I'm pretty sure it's a mandate that beautiful people have to get 11 out of 10.