[text]

[riseto]

I'll keep this short so you can get on with your fun.

This option will make you happy.

This one will decidedly not.

Or for the relationship disinclined, there's always brothels.

[ ooc: Explanation. Hawke has no idea what she's talking about. ]

Comments

[haring_to_go]

[ he chokes ]

Straight and to the point, yes, but a little discretion would be advised. [ oh dear, what a thing for a lady to be saying! ]

[riseto]

I could have gone with the detailed diagrams.

[haring_to_go]

[ fluster ]

No, that's perfectly alright!

I appreciate the restraint but a little bit more next time would be...

Would be...

[ gulp ]

Please think of your audience. Some of them have delicate ears! [ he's talking about the children, not himself! ]