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[shall_yield_us]

[ One angel + a myriad of candy pieces = apparently far too much chewing, as he takes one every so often.

Munch. Munch. Crunch.

(And the occasional wince, maybe when the candy-induced vision's a little unkind.) ]


Oh, enough with the warnings and the ever-weeping Cassandras. Shall we make a contest of it, then? A wager?

Whose tongue can take the taste of more of these? Come, come, no need to be shy. It's only indescribable humiliation for someone else, after all.

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[nohometown]

I suppose so.

I'm not in the habit of eating fallen food items. If they're also invasive, all the more reason not to eat them and play into the hands of these gods and their curses.

[shall_yield_us]

But information gained, my ever-stiff love?

[nohometown]

I would never discount the importance of information, but I doubt many of these personal secrets would be of any use to me.

[He's not going to gain or trust intelligence from candy. Also, yes, he is rather stiff.]

[shall_yield_us]

Tsk, so prejudiced against information you don't yet possess.

[nohometown]

I don't rely on candies for--anything, frankly.

Do you believe you've learned something useful from eating them?

[shall_yield_us]

This and that and the next. And nothing. And everything. And I don't mean to tell you. I've worked for my knowledge, you've not.

[nohometown]

I wouldn't want to pry your hard-won knowledge from you. [Such polite sarcasm.]

I merely meant to ask if you discovered anything you found useful.

[shall_yield_us]

I've discovered humanity is rather... simplistically cruel.

[nohometown]

Have you? I don't need to eat anything to tell me that.

[shall_yield_us]

Ah, but then you expect evolution and tsk, it comes not. Stumbles along, maybe. Crawls.