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[shall_yield_us]

[ One angel + a myriad of candy pieces = apparently far too much chewing, as he takes one every so often.

Munch. Munch. Crunch.

(And the occasional wince, maybe when the candy-induced vision's a little unkind.) ]


Oh, enough with the warnings and the ever-weeping Cassandras. Shall we make a contest of it, then? A wager?

Whose tongue can take the taste of more of these? Come, come, no need to be shy. It's only indescribable humiliation for someone else, after all.

Comments

Voice;

[worldofourown]

They taste absolutely foul. Like sawdust and a dash of sugar.

[Which, unfortunately, is how most food tastes to him. He prefers his snacks blood-flavored.]

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

[ Crunch. ]

Then choke, if you're a craven before chocolate.

[valentineluke]

Can't believe you would eat such below bottom quality fare.

1/2

[shall_yield_us]

There's no such thing as free entertainme -

[shall_yield_us]

...oh? Oh, what's this? Is there one of these jewels with something of yours in it, hmmm?

[valentineluke]

Highly unlikely. Was well out of range when the curse struck.

The added novelty doesn't compensate for the candy's original absence of flavor.

[ voice ]

[worldofourown]

Don't much care for chocolate either.

A rotted mind is bad enough, without rotting teeth too.

[shall_yield_us]

Darling-dear, so lovely and insincere - you can't have it all. I'll take the poor taste for the reward.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

My, then, by all means, good sir: do brush them.

1/2 [ voice ] XD Oh, Karl...You should know better

[worldofourown]

...

2/2 [ voice ]

[worldofourown]

I'll leave you to your candies.

Your mind seems to enjoy the addling...

[ voice ] 1/3

[shall_yield_us]

...oh. Oh, you think...

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

Oh... oh, no.

[valentineluke]

Speaking from previous experience, there's little to be gleaned from those candies. Waste of effort that leaves a lingering bad taste behind.

Enjoy yourself.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

You think me mad! Hatterly mad, mad now and mad always and mad forever, don't you?

[bedsidemanners]

I hope you end up with indigestion.

[shall_yield_us]

You know better.

[ voice ]

[worldofourown]

[Takes one to know one XD]

Yes, yes, yes and a million times yes!

Even a dunce can ascertain that much!

[bedsidemanners]

And somehow, that doesn't keep the wish at bay.

[ voice ]

[shall_yield_us]

I've ill news.

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, leaving me on my very lonesome in this? That is cruel.

[shall_yield_us]

Shhhhhhh, Raphael, Raphael, do what you do best: less thinking, more nodding, far, far, far, far more chewing.

[ voice ]

[worldofourown]

Oh, do you?

And an ill mind, from the sounds of it...

[bedsidemanners]

I'm not eating any more of those things.

[valentineluke]

But it's more for you.