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[shall_yield_us]

[ One angel + a myriad of candy pieces = apparently far too much chewing, as he takes one every so often.

Munch. Munch. Crunch.

(And the occasional wince, maybe when the candy-induced vision's a little unkind.) ]


Oh, enough with the warnings and the ever-weeping Cassandras. Shall we make a contest of it, then? A wager?

Whose tongue can take the taste of more of these? Come, come, no need to be shy. It's only indescribable humiliation for someone else, after all.

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[worldofourown]

They taste absolutely foul. Like sawdust and a dash of sugar.

[Which, unfortunately, is how most food tastes to him. He prefers his snacks blood-flavored.]

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[shall_yield_us]

[ Crunch. ]

Then choke, if you're a craven before chocolate.

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[worldofourown]

Don't much care for chocolate either.

A rotted mind is bad enough, without rotting teeth too.

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[shall_yield_us]

My, then, by all means, good sir: do brush them.

[valentineluke]

Can't believe you would eat such below bottom quality fare.

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[shall_yield_us]

There's no such thing as free entertainme -

[shall_yield_us]

...oh? Oh, what's this? Is there one of these jewels with something of yours in it, hmmm?

[valentineluke]

Highly unlikely. Was well out of range when the curse struck.

The added novelty doesn't compensate for the candy's original absence of flavor.

[shall_yield_us]

Darling-dear, so lovely and insincere - you can't have it all. I'll take the poor taste for the reward.

[bedsidemanners]

I hope you end up with indigestion.

[shall_yield_us]

You know better.

[bedsidemanners]

And somehow, that doesn't keep the wish at bay.

[shall_yield_us]

Shhhhhhh, Raphael, Raphael, do what you do best: less thinking, more nodding, far, far, far, far more chewing.

[nohometown]

A pointless contest. Who would eat something of the kind?

[Though clearly people have, for some reason. Even if he liked candy, which he doesn't, he wouldn't eat anything the City dropped onto the ground.]

Or trust what they see?

[shall_yield_us]

There's enough flustering and fumbling and bashful self-revealing to ownership of some of these - things that one can't but... see a connection.

[nohometown]

I suppose so.

I'm not in the habit of eating fallen food items. If they're also invasive, all the more reason not to eat them and play into the hands of these gods and their curses.

[othersdie]

Knowledge doesn't necessitate humiliation.

[shall_yield_us]

Shall I amend to useful knowledge? Would that best suit your epistemic sensibilities?

[othersdie]

I would disagree with you.

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[feigns]

I didn't realise you were so considerate.

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[shall_yield_us]

To ask for company before taking my feast? Oh, of course.

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[feigns]

I'd hardly call it a feast.

[whitetwoguns]

Are you shooting for a sugar high?

[shall_yield_us]

Won't you take a piece?

[whitetwoguns]

It's not really my kind of candy.