five fallen stars

[maoser]

[action]

MRAAAAOW!!!!

[Watch out under your feet, City. A very unhappy black cat is tearing through the streets, trying to get away from the basketballs that seem almost drawn to his head.

Fuck. His. Life.]

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[maoser]

[FUUUUUUUUCK.

Be a cat, man. Pretend you don't notice the creepy vampire.]

[worldofourown]

[ A black cat. With a bell. Diva mentioned it to him. She said it was special, that she wanted it. ]

[ Karl wonders if that's the same cat. ]

[ Smiling, he steps closer, crouching with a palm extended, ] Here kitty~ [ If it's like any of the other animals, it'll steer clear of him. ]

[maoser]

[Oh, he remembers you, Karl. Mao backs up, hissing.]

[worldofourown]

[ Tittering, Karl leans in closer, ]

Come now. I won't hurt you. In fact, I may just take you to a nice, comfortable new home.

[maoser]

[NOT NECESSARY. Also, a total lie. Mao knows where you would take him and he is never going back.

He turns and bolts away from Karl.]

[worldofourown]

[ No wait, come baaaack! ]

[ He just wants to play. ]

[maoser]

[LIKE HELL IS HE GOING TO COME BACK. HE'S NO FOOL.]