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Bones, you better fucking be here, so fucking help me.

I'm up to here with the fucking teenage contingency screaming at who the fuck even knows. (Yes, I know it's not me, thanks for the fucking self-esteem boost, assholes.)

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[Did you say bones? Dogs love bones!]

Woof.

Go bark somewhere else, yappy.

Rrr rrr bark!

[No. Play with me.]

I don't like dogs.

[GO AWAY.]

[Whine whine. Ears down. Gonna approach you anyway.]

[STARE.

Okay maybe a tentative hand reaches to scratch him on the ears.]

[TAIL WAG.]

[Scratch....on....ears....]

[Pant pant pant pant pant. Looking at you. There's a look to its eye as it looks at you.]

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You could buy a pair of earplugs.

[ hi buddy ]

I have a pair of earplugs.

You could use them.

Or throw the cat at them, that'd probably do the trick.

I wouldn't do that to my cat.

You wouldn't be able to pick the cat up to even try.

He's been a real fucking dick since you left.

I'll bring him some catnip.

Tell me you did something while you were gone.

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YOUUUUUUUUUU DIDN'T TIP THE WAITRESS

Damn right I didn't.

YOUUUUUUUUUU STIFFED AN HONEST AND HARDWORKING EMPLOYEE JUST TO MAKE A POIIIIIIIIIINT

Hey! It wasn't to make a point! She makes minimum wage!

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOUR FAUX PROTEST ACHIEVED NO SOCIAL GOOD AND WAS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE HER WITH LESS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY