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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Bones, you better fucking be here, so fucking help me.

I'm up to here with the fucking teenage contingency screaming at who the fuck even knows. (Yes, I know it's not me, thanks for the fucking self-esteem boost, assholes.)

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Damn right I didn't.

[lizard_of_guilt]

YOUUUUUUUUUU STIFFED AN HONEST AND HARDWORKING EMPLOYEE JUST TO MAKE A POIIIIIIIIIINT

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey! It wasn't to make a point! She makes minimum wage!

[lizard_of_guilt]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOUR FAUX PROTEST ACHIEVED NO SOCIAL GOOD AND WAS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE HER WITH LESS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Boo hoo to the fucking waitresses.

[lizard_of_guilt]

YOUUUUUUUUU DIDN'T REALLY NEED THAT DOLLAR EEEEEEEEEEITHER

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What if I had really wanted a soda, huh?

[lizard_of_guilt]

NOW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSES

[pinkeffinprofessional]

If I didn't need it, she definitely didn't.

[lizard_of_guilt]

YOUUUUUUUUUU ARE WELL AWARE THAT A SODA IS A LUXURYYYYYYYYYY