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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Bones, you better fucking be here, so fucking help me.

I'm up to here with the fucking teenage contingency screaming at who the fuck even knows. (Yes, I know it's not me, thanks for the fucking self-esteem boost, assholes.)

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[STARE.

Okay maybe a tentative hand reaches to scratch him on the ears.]

[imitateverything]

[TAIL WAG.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Scratch....on....ears....]

[imitateverything]

[Pant pant pant pant pant. Looking at you. There's a look to its eye as it looks at you.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[WAIT.

BACKING UP NOW]

Okay scoot.

[imitateverything]

[Step forward when Pink steps back.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Seriously. Shoo.

[imitateverything]

[The dog's face splits open like a flower to reveal its muscle and bone structure while making this sound.]

Screeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[HOLY SHIT.

GET SHOT IN THE FACE DOG]

[imitateverything]

Eeeeeeeeeerrrriiiiiiiruguuuughuhghhhhhhhheeeee!!!!!!!

[Look it has holes in its head now but little mini tentacles are springing out of them. Better shoot its whole head off.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[OH DEAR SWEET JESUS SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT]