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[He's sticking a sign to the door of the clinic. Here, let him read it to you.]

Symptoms of seasonal flu: stuffy nose, sore throat, aches, shivers, cough, sneezing, headache, mild fever, and the incurable urge to spread it around in public.

If you've got one or more of these and you're not pregnant, suffering with a pre-existing health problem or at least reasonably certain you'll be dead before the weekend's out, don't come to the clinic. If imminent death is a possibility- [He taps the phone number at the bottom of the sign] call.

We've got a bigger crowd than usual in today already. Let's try not to turn it into a pandemic.


[ooc: have at! backtags and everything except House doubles more than welcome ♥ }

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[intheblanks]

[Bells don't go off. He can't remember the name he's looking for but he's sure he'd recognise it.]

My policy depends on the case. It's not a standard treatment here.

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[sohigh]

Right, got it. Thanks, Doctor.

Hey, you haven't seen an Indian guy around the hospital, have you? He'd be dressed like a doctor?

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[intheblanks]

Just dressed like one? I haven't, sorry.

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[sohigh]

No, man, listen. He'd act like one, too.

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[intheblanks]

...Still less reassuring than I was looking for.

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[sohigh]

Never mind, I think I found him. Sorry for bothering you.

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[intheblanks]

No. I see that now.

[And back to staring.]

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[sohigh]

[Doctor, you seriously need to share whatever shit you're on because you are clearly high as balls.]

Great. Good. I'm hanging up now.

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[notlow]

Wow, Roldy, appreciate the backup. Smooth.

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[sohigh]

Dude, where the fuck are you?

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[notlow]

I found this bar. Dude, you have got to see some of the chicks they've got here.

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[sohigh]

What the hell, Kumar! I have spent hours--fucking hours, man--looking for you and you've been sitting in a bar?

[SIGH.]

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[notlow]

Rold, man, breathe. I'm fine, you're fine.

So how about you get over here, we unwind, maybe get some beers, and figure out how we can secure a supply for the weekend?

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[sohigh]

Yeah, okay. What bar are you at?

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[notlow]

I think it's called Blue Light.

Ask the next superhero werewolf mad scientist magic vampire angel you see where it is.

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[sohigh]

Dude, those aren't real.

[PAUSE]

Are those real?

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[notlow]

Here? I dunno, maybe. Just get yourself over here.

[yeah, click. see you in that other thread]

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[intheblanks]

[Well aren't you two a mindfuck. Dressing like a doctor was an excellent plan btw.

Because you look just. like. one.]

Kutner?

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[notlow]

[He also happens to be a medical genius himself but let's just keep that quiet. God knows he does.

At the moment, though, he's wondering what he can do about this mistaken identity. Yes, Harold has blown up his spot already, but he's shameless.]

Would that be a Doctor Kutner you're looking for?