031: VIDEO

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[He's sticking a sign to the door of the clinic. Here, let him read it to you.]

Symptoms of seasonal flu: stuffy nose, sore throat, aches, shivers, cough, sneezing, headache, mild fever, and the incurable urge to spread it around in public.

If you've got one or more of these and you're not pregnant, suffering with a pre-existing health problem or at least reasonably certain you'll be dead before the weekend's out, don't come to the clinic. If imminent death is a possibility- [He taps the phone number at the bottom of the sign] call.

We've got a bigger crowd than usual in today already. Let's try not to turn it into a pandemic.


[ooc: have at! backtags and everything except House doubles more than welcome ♥ }

Comments

[dragondreaming]

No sickness, daddy-o, do you need some help?

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Daisy.

You can help by telling people never to call me daddy-o.

[brittas_it]

So what are people supposed to do? Just suffer through it?!

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With bed rest and fluids, yes.

[unflagging]

Good advice. Very good advice.

[ooc: Sorry I'm not a 4th Waller, but I should couldn't resist flu jokes with this guy ;~;v]

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I hate snifflers.

[ooc: ALL ARE WELCOME COME INTO MY ARMS ETC]

[seriousheat]

Casey? — what the fuck.

*_*

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....[Welp.] Sure. How can I help.

[sitis]

...Good to know. I think.

Question. [Not that it Really makes a difference to him, he's just a little curious.] If they wait too long, and are incapable of calling, what then? We just... sniff them out later?

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[Well that's not a weird way of saying hello, Mitchell, not at all.]

The place has a notable lack of newborns and the elderly. That makes the at-risk pool very small.

And no, presumably they'd complain about it when they woke up the next morning.

[lionesque]

There's an actual hospital here?

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I hope so, or I'm the lost one.

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[artsyfartsybaby]

What if you're in diapers, barely have any teeth, and pretty much survive on liquids and strained peas?

[She's not talking about her in about fifty years.]

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Then I might be inclined to turn down a date. [He tilts his head.] Hi.

[whenyouneed]

[This woman is... incredibly pregnant. And in your clinic.]

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[Well given the sign he can't exactly complain. He should also know better than to make assumptions.]

Carla?

[But he doesn't, quite.]

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[sohigh]

Doctor--uh, sir. What's your policy on medical marijuana?

I'm asking for a friend.

video;

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[Staring.

No, really, he handles these days well now but you need to give him a minute of staring.]


...Tell him to stop by and listen to my policy on drug seeking behaviour before we discuss it.

[hexappeal]

I kind of hope this backfires on you and creates widespread panic!

[Truly, the kindest of hearts on this woman.]

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...Good to see you got out on the loving and giving side of the bed this morning.

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[ships_and_snow]

You're a doctor, right?

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Right.

[He's glad you noticed.]

[thesweetesthoney]

[He's staggering in - he's definitely drunk - and right into Chase. He catches Chase by his jacket and looks up at him]

You're definitely not my guard.

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[It's a little bit like looking in a mirror after his own all-night sessions. Or it would be, if the mirror fell on him.

Chase catches the stranger around the waist, holding him up before he's garrotted by his own jacket.]

And you don't look like Whitney Huston. [Wow, nice breath.] Smell like her, though.

[artificialsoul]

May we call even if we're not facing imminent death?

[look she made a joke]

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I can make a few exceptions.

[He's smiling!]

[tishthatsfrench]

Imminent death is a possibility?!

Doctor! That's terrible!

.....tell me more.

hahahaddshfsdf

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I think we've got the matter in hand.

[brobeforehos]

You always give the best welcome speeches.

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I'm bookable for weddings and bah mitzvahs.

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[widowing]

Should we stop by and pick up a surgical mask if things are that bad?

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No. When people are sick I usually recommend staying away from the sick people.

[revvedup]

No babies yet?

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Me, or in general?