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poly_chromatic2013-02-16 10:38 pm
intheblanks) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-02-16 10:38 pm
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031: VIDEO
[He's sticking a sign to the door of the clinic. Here, let him read it to you.]
Symptoms of seasonal flu: stuffy nose, sore throat, aches, shivers, cough, sneezing, headache, mild fever, and the incurable urge to spread it around in public.
If you've got one or more of these and you're not pregnant, suffering with a pre-existing health problem or at least reasonably certain you'll be dead before the weekend's out, don't come to the clinic. If imminent death is a possibility- [He taps the phone number at the bottom of the sign] call.
We've got a bigger crowd than usual in today already. Let's try not to turn it into a pandemic.
[ooc: have at! backtags and everything except House doubles more than welcome ♥ }
Symptoms of seasonal flu: stuffy nose, sore throat, aches, shivers, cough, sneezing, headache, mild fever, and the incurable urge to spread it around in public.
If you've got one or more of these and you're not pregnant, suffering with a pre-existing health problem or at least reasonably certain you'll be dead before the weekend's out, don't come to the clinic. If imminent death is a possibility- [He taps the phone number at the bottom of the sign] call.
We've got a bigger crowd than usual in today already. Let's try not to turn it into a pandemic.
[ooc: have at! backtags and everything except House doubles more than welcome ♥ }