Fimtándi Villieldr - [Video]

[infernoandhearth]

[Today is the day on which you get HUCKSTER LUKE.

Because he's had an idea. Which is naturally great because all his ideas are great, thanks.]

Hallo! I'm Loki Laufeyjarson, God of Tricks and Fire! You may remember me from such ploys as The One Where I Cut Off Sif's Hair and Managed Treasures for All The Aesir, or The One With The Horse. Everyone remembers The One With The Horse.

That said, I suffer from a tragic lack of appreciation, and it would be a very kind, and incredibly welcomed if any of you newcomers might provide for me what I lack, in the form of an offering. All you'll need is a fire, and food, if you will, or if you want to play a small prank in my name, I'd gladly take that as well. Or bring the food directly to me. That usually also works.

In return, I can promise with complete confidence that you needn't worry about fire damaging you for the entirety of your visit. Yes, act now, and you have my guarantee that you shan't be troubled in the least by the fiery dangers that could await any unsuspecting City wanderer. There are dangers out there. Can you really afford to NOT insure yourself, with an offering?

Additionally, for the first five REALLY LOVELY offerings, accompanied with a summoning, I will respond in person.

[He winks.]

You're all lovely and I'm terribly appreciative you took the time to hear me out.


[ooc: Fourth wall. Everyone, everything, anything welcome.]

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[wreakings]

[ So. You're the guy who looks like Sean but isn't. Nice of you to introduce yourself and get that cleared up right away.

Alex is just going to watch the screen for a moment, silently and stony-faced, before shrugging. ]

Right.

[infernoandhearth]

[Luke laughs at this. A bunch.]

Was there anything else or is that your entire response?

[wreakings]

[ Alex doesn't really appreciate being laughed at. ]

No, that was it.

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[ganked]

Um. My mom doesn't let me have a lighter.

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[infernoandhearth]

That's all right. It's lovely of you to consider it all the same.

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[ganked]

I could try a prank... but I'm not very good at them.

[He'll set one up anyway. Bucket of confetti placed over a slightly open door. Shame he picked a doorway nobody ever walks through. He sits and waits for someone to trigger it for half an hour before someone finally comes by and... it doesn't go! Hankering rushes to check it himself, and ends up with a bucket on his head.]

[water_wine_wizard]

I can't say I've ever needed to worry about fire damaging me.

Nor have I ever heard of you.

[infernoandhearth]

I could switch the offer to making your life more interesting. I'm good at that as well. My other aspect is Chaos.

Have you ever heard of Scandinavia?

[grooviestchick]

That doesn't sound very nice.

[infernoandhearth]

Which bit doesn't? Or all of it?

[firstlibation]

Perhaps a touch unorthodox but I suppose it gets results.

And have you?

[infernoandhearth]

A couple. It's only just gone out on the Network, though. Hallo, by the way. Lovely to see you here.

[pimphandoftheking]

My Lord consider my stature to be equivalent to a full man's kneel. I am aware that godhood compels you to call for allegiance. I have not seen it done so loudly and articulately.

[infernoandhearth]

Not many tend to want allegiance to Chaos or the Trickster. I've had to think up other methods. You might consider it, you know, I've never thought height had much to do with being a full anything. I'm a frost giant, after all.

[meansfree]

[Oh look at that, it's a burnt muffin with a proper summoning ritual and everything!]

[infernoandhearth]

[THE RITUAL WORKS BECAUSE. Luke follows the fire back to its source and he can tell. He might not have had this particular child yet, but she is, as always, still his daughter. He shows up in the ritual way, walking in through a flickering portal of fire. It's flashier but. He might as well get the practise in.]

Hallo! Fancy you being here! I needn't protect you from fire, I suppose.

[designedtoparty]

Well, you're not much of a god of tricks if you need someone to do your pranks for you, are you? No wonder no one appreciates you.

[infernoandhearth]

I do do my own, but I can't do offerings to myself. You might be thankful that's the case, I don't expect gods would need you lot otherwise.

[brittas_it]

Oh, sure. A man pretending to be a god. That's original.

[andabedinthemorning]

Yeah. And totally not the coolest, most awesome thing ever.

[infernoandhearth]

No, I suppose it isn't.

[He changes, like a flicker of flames across his body.]

What about a woman pretending to be a god?

[sitis]

[Yeah... he's not really sure why he stopped to watch this, but he did, and now Mitchell is just sort of... staring.]

I was just... going to have a few drinks at the pub. [Was that an offer? Or the sound of a man who's just speaking to remind himself what it was he was doing?]

[infernoandhearth]

All right, if you're offering. You won't have the right coin for it anyway, you know.

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[german_beefcake]

... Are you really a god?

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[infernoandhearth]

Well, I'd say 'yes' whether or not I actually was, you know.

But yes, I am one.