Fimtándi Villieldr - [Video]

[infernoandhearth]

[Today is the day on which you get HUCKSTER LUKE.

Because he's had an idea. Which is naturally great because all his ideas are great, thanks.]

Hallo! I'm Loki Laufeyjarson, God of Tricks and Fire! You may remember me from such ploys as The One Where I Cut Off Sif's Hair and Managed Treasures for All The Aesir, or The One With The Horse. Everyone remembers The One With The Horse.

That said, I suffer from a tragic lack of appreciation, and it would be a very kind, and incredibly welcomed if any of you newcomers might provide for me what I lack, in the form of an offering. All you'll need is a fire, and food, if you will, or if you want to play a small prank in my name, I'd gladly take that as well. Or bring the food directly to me. That usually also works.

In return, I can promise with complete confidence that you needn't worry about fire damaging you for the entirety of your visit. Yes, act now, and you have my guarantee that you shan't be troubled in the least by the fiery dangers that could await any unsuspecting City wanderer. There are dangers out there. Can you really afford to NOT insure yourself, with an offering?

Additionally, for the first five REALLY LOVELY offerings, accompanied with a summoning, I will respond in person.

[He winks.]

You're all lovely and I'm terribly appreciative you took the time to hear me out.


[ooc: Fourth wall. Everyone, everything, anything welcome.]

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[wreakings]

[ So. You're the guy who looks like Sean but isn't. Nice of you to introduce yourself and get that cleared up right away.

Alex is just going to watch the screen for a moment, silently and stony-faced, before shrugging. ]

Right.

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[ganked]

Um. My mom doesn't let me have a lighter.

[infernoandhearth]

[Luke laughs at this. A bunch.]

Was there anything else or is that your entire response?

[water_wine_wizard]

I can't say I've ever needed to worry about fire damaging me.

Nor have I ever heard of you.

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[infernoandhearth]

That's all right. It's lovely of you to consider it all the same.

[infernoandhearth]

I could switch the offer to making your life more interesting. I'm good at that as well. My other aspect is Chaos.

Have you ever heard of Scandinavia?

[wreakings]

[ Alex doesn't really appreciate being laughed at. ]

No, that was it.

[grooviestchick]

That doesn't sound very nice.

[firstlibation]

Perhaps a touch unorthodox but I suppose it gets results.

And have you?

[water_wine_wizard]

That sounds like my brother.

Nope, I haven't. Wrong world.

[infernoandhearth]

[Of course he doesn't. Overly serious people, man. Luke disdains them, to an extent.]

Was it even necessary?

[infernoandhearth]

Which bit doesn't? Or all of it?

[wreakings]

Why are you asking questions if you've made your mind up about the answer already?

[grooviestchick]

Well...any of it. It sounds like you're saying people might get hurt for not giving you things.

[infernoandhearth]

A couple. It's only just gone out on the Network, though. Hallo, by the way. Lovely to see you here.

[firstlibation]

I would say it's lovely to see you as well but it really be preferable to not be here at all.

[infernoandhearth]

I thought as much. Then I shan't take it as any sort of slight that you've never heard of me. [Not that he would have anyway...] Is your brother a god? Are you a goddess?

[infernoandhearth]

Why did you bother messaging me if you'd already decided to dislike me?

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, they might, but I wouldn't have anything to do with it. It's very tiring for me to prevent fire from harming someone. Think of it as the purchase of a service. Like buying a terribly effective fire extinguisher.

[wreakings]

You look like Sean.

[infernoandhearth]

Not enough order for you, I expect.

[water_wine_wizard]

Alec is... [she laughs a little.] Alec has been...gifted or cursed with some unique abilities that allow him to manipulate probability. I don't really understand it much myself because he doesn't talk about it much.

As for myself, no I'm not a goddess. I'm just a wizard.

[infernoandhearth]

I know. But you knew I wasn't him. It's not my fault I look like him, you know. This is just how I came. I could look otherwise if it would make you less cross.

[firstlibation]

I'm not a fan of being sent anywhere against my will. I have relatives who are overly fond of that.

You seem to be thriving, Loki.

[wreakings]

[ it's not why he dislikes you. in fact, he dislikes you no more than he dislikes most people. it's just the reason why he opened his mouth in the first place, that's all.

though he's regretting that now. ] It wouldn't. [ A beat, and then it sinks in. ] You can do that?