All Action because kittens can't use the network.

[deadmanbusiness]

The city is full of new and strange visitors, a rather influx of them.

And here are seven more:

A mother cat and her six kittens are rambling about the city. While this normally may not be anything of note, this cat and her kittens are special.

See, they teleport.

That's right.

Teleport.

So, that sandwich you were about to eat? Now has a kitten on it.

Is that a mewing you hear in your purse? Yes, because there is now a kitten in it.

What's that under your hat? A kitten? Yup.

And is that grey kitten eating a plate? Like chewing it and swallowing the pieces? And then starting on the tablecloth? Yup.

At least all the kittens are friendly and momma cat is around to rescue them if they get into too much trouble.


((Fourth Wall ahoy! Here's the kittens and their quirks. Request one in particular or just get one at random. All replies will becoming from bamfingcats. If you're really desperate you can ask for their owner to show up and rescue you them and he'll be along.))

Comments

[rianofski]

Kittens.

[His tone of voice indicates that he has seen quite enough kittens for the day.]

My office is infested with them.

[reincarnshaman]

Ah, that be where they ran off to.

Did the gray one happen to eat anything of yours?

[rianofski]

[A long sigh.]

Yes. Part of my chair.

[reincarnshaman]

[He snaps out a curse in Gaelic.]

I be sorry about that. I'll pay you back for it.

[rianofski]

I'd appreciate it. I'd also appreciate it if you'd keep the cats out of my office, and preferably away from anything they might feel the need to chew on.

[reincarnshaman]

Mayhem feels the need to eat anything and I be sorry about that. It be nearly impossible to keep track of them.

Where be your office?

[rianofski]

Down the hall.

[He gestures. He's not going back in there. He doesn't think he can control his temper.]

[reincarnshaman]

Aye. Thank you. I be right back and then once I see what the damage be, I'll pay you?

[rianofski]

Wonderful. I'm going to go have a drink.

[reincarnshaman]

All right. I be getting them out of your hair.

[rianofski]

Good.

[And he storms off down the hall.]

[reincarnshaman]

[When he comes back there will be a stack of money, a bottle of whiskey and a note explaining the heritage of the whiskey. Basically best damn stuff in his world and banned in several places. Cost upwards on $5,000 a bottle. And he just got it for free.

But there will be no kittens more importantly.]