TWO [VIDEO]

[hates_most_things]

[April looks...happy. It's bizarre. She's also cuddling a tiny hippo and holding it up to the camera.]

Say hi to everyone, Hippy. Look how cute she is!

[April makes the hippo wave and places it into a cardboard box.]

First we learn everyone's hilarious dirty secret texts and now we have these. I could get used to this whole curse thing. Except...I really want to keep Hippy after today. I mean, I don't have Champion here so I need a pet. Do you think you can teach a hippo tricks?

[Locked to Deities]

Hey. I read that you guys do trades sometimes. How much is a hippo? It's a really tiny hippo. I wouldn't even train it to eat people's shoelaces. Maybe.

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[hexuality]

Three cats—took on two after a friend went home. I've got an owl and two pygmy puffs too, but they're so little that they're not much fuss at all.

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[hates_most_things]

What's a pygmy puff?

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[hexuality]

Tiny ball of fur that purrs and squeaks. They're a bit odd, but I'm fond.

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[hates_most_things]

Like a tribble?