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[hates_most_things]

[April looks...happy. It's bizarre. She's also cuddling a tiny hippo and holding it up to the camera.]

Say hi to everyone, Hippy. Look how cute she is!

[April makes the hippo wave and places it into a cardboard box.]

First we learn everyone's hilarious dirty secret texts and now we have these. I could get used to this whole curse thing. Except...I really want to keep Hippy after today. I mean, I don't have Champion here so I need a pet. Do you think you can teach a hippo tricks?

[Locked to Deities]

Hey. I read that you guys do trades sometimes. How much is a hippo? It's a really tiny hippo. I wouldn't even train it to eat people's shoelaces. Maybe.

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[horseish]

I named mine Roger. I wish they could stay, too.

[hates_most_things]

I'm going to see what I can do about keeping mine longer. I guess I kind of miss my dog.

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[hexuality]

Who's Champion?

[horseish]

What kind of dog do you have? I'd never had a dog before but now we have two maybe you can share mine.

[hates_most_things]

I have a three-legged dog. [Clearly more important than the breed.] His name is Champion. I don't need to share your dogs, though, it's fine.

[They sympathy of small children is a baffling thing to deal with.]

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[hates_most_things]

Champion is my dog at home. He has three legs and he's the best.

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[spotlighted]

You mean this is a curse? [Ruby sounds disappointed.] I only moved into my apartment a couple of days ago, I'd hoped they were permanent residents.

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[hates_most_things]

Well, I mean maybe they are normal here, but I think my roommate would have mentioned that, and everyone's acting surprised.

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[hexuality]

That's a brilliant name for a dog. Didn't really have pets at home, most of mine are here.

[horseish]

[It's more practicality than anything.]

I let my hippo swim in the sink and he was very happy.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Hey. We do do trades sometimes. What do you offer?

For the record, I would recommend against encouraging it to eat shoelaces. If you intend to keep it for very long, at least.

[riceballfruit]

Hi, Miss Hippy! She is very cute.

I'm so glad you found one for yourself!

[intheblanks]

Champion? Your wonder horse?

[never_very_good]

Those things are fucking vicious.

[whitetwoguns]

How'd you know it's not gonna grow to full size?

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[skintoskin]

YOU'VE GOT A HIPPO IN THE APARTMENT??

|| Deity Filter ||

[hates_most_things]

Uh...do you need an assistant or anything like that?

Maybe just to untie them.

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[hates_most_things]

There are kind of a lot of hippos in the apartment. This one was the best one.

[hates_most_things]

Huh. I guess I'll have to try putting her in the bathtub.

[hates_most_things]

Uh, thanks.

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[hates_most_things]

Any dogs?

[hates_most_things]

My dog.

[hates_most_things]

Some of them are a little feisty, but they're not vermin like raccoons.

[hates_most_things]

Maybe it will. I'll ride it around town on a reign of terror.

[whitetwoguns]

You gotta go outdoors first. Maybe start training it to take the stairs while it's manageable. Then again, there's less to worry about if you're on the ground floor.