TWO [VIDEO]

[hates_most_things]

[April looks...happy. It's bizarre. She's also cuddling a tiny hippo and holding it up to the camera.]

Say hi to everyone, Hippy. Look how cute she is!

[April makes the hippo wave and places it into a cardboard box.]

First we learn everyone's hilarious dirty secret texts and now we have these. I could get used to this whole curse thing. Except...I really want to keep Hippy after today. I mean, I don't have Champion here so I need a pet. Do you think you can teach a hippo tricks?

[Locked to Deities]

Hey. I read that you guys do trades sometimes. How much is a hippo? It's a really tiny hippo. I wouldn't even train it to eat people's shoelaces. Maybe.

Comments

[horseish]

I named mine Roger. I wish they could stay, too.

[hates_most_things]

I'm going to see what I can do about keeping mine longer. I guess I kind of miss my dog.

[horseish]

What kind of dog do you have? I'd never had a dog before but now we have two maybe you can share mine.

[hates_most_things]

I have a three-legged dog. [Clearly more important than the breed.] His name is Champion. I don't need to share your dogs, though, it's fine.

[They sympathy of small children is a baffling thing to deal with.]

[horseish]

[It's more practicality than anything.]

I let my hippo swim in the sink and he was very happy.

[hates_most_things]

Huh. I guess I'll have to try putting her in the bathtub.

[horseish]

Be careful, though! They aren't very big and they need to be able to touch the bottom.

[hates_most_things]

Don't worry, kid, I won't fill it all the way.

[horseish]

Mine name's Bobby Lassiter.

[hates_most_things]

I'm April.

[horseish]

Hello. I'm glad you like the hippos, too.