anunluckypenny: [rapture inside of me] (Neutral: Listening)
Penny ([personal profile] anunluckypenny) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-01-29 08:55 pm

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SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A PROSTITUTE AGAIN!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!!!!

[Penny is unaware of this text post. She will remain unaware until someone brings it to her attention because, thanks to a certain someone's evil tea, she's spending the day being... not at all like Penny. Feel free to bump into her at the Welcome Center or in the City Square. Also feel free to hear her say any of the following to hapless NPCs:]


[WELCOME CENTER]

Why should I help you? You've been here for months. Try getting a job.

Geez, cry more. So your boyfriend broke up with you, whatever. The last time I had a boyfriend? I died. Perspective.


[CITY SQUARE]

Why don't you watch where you're going instead of apologizing? Like whatever you're texting is that important.

Maybe I'm tired of people like you walking all over me! Seriously, get out of my face or I'll go get a stepladder and punch yours.


[ooc: Nastiness brought to you by the sinister tea plot; responses will come from Penny's curse journal because she doesn't make mean faces. Ever.]
majorcrotchgrab: (☭ i c wat u did thar)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
It means you've been far too nice.
aprettypenny: (Mean girls: Huh)

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[personal profile] aprettypenny 2013-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She thinks about this for a second.]

Yeah, you're not wrong, but I'm done putting up with it now.

[This is Penny, walking out of work. She's the boss; she can leave, right?]
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ better than you)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Exactly!]

I'm proud of you.
aprettypenny: (Mean girls: Sarcasm)

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[personal profile] aprettypenny 2013-02-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't be. I've been a doormat for years.
majorcrotchgrab: **do not take** (✬ my desire colors the ocean red)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Still, you could've stayed that way... but you aren't.
majorcrotchgrab: (✪ delicious!)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2013-02-03 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Gladly.