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How to have sex with a Time Lord

1. Patience. Lots of patience.

2. Help him save the universe multiple times, saving his life personally in the process if necessary.

3. Don't be afraid to stand up to him and let him know when he's crossing the line. He has to know you're not scared of him even if you are scared of what he's capable of. There's a difference

4. When he abandons you for your own good, don't stay abandoned. There's a difference between patience with him and waiting for something that's not going to come. You're not the first one he's left behind so be the first one that crosses universes to find him.

5. Rewrite time.

6. Make him regenerate. Not on purpose. It's better if he does it in order to save you or the universe. I'm still a bit fuzzy on which he was doing.

7. Get locked in a universe with him. This helps because he has to slow down enough to realize it's a possibility.

8. Be patient. Let him know how you feel but don't be pushy about it.

9. Make sure that he knows you know how he feels about you too.

10. Let him know he's worth it. All of it: Monsters, danger, the universe.

11. Helps if you figure out that whole feelings transfer thing. Personally, I sort of think we were on track anyway, that just pushed it along.

12. Don't be afraid to take charge, take a stand and lay down some rules. This ties in a bit with not being afraid to stand up to him.

13. Write a letter to Santa Claus.

14. Bit padding my ego here, but I think it helps to be me.

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[Well now she's embarrassed. She considers Cinna her friend and while he's well aware of how weird her 'family' is, she is still embarrassed that he knows anything about her sex life.]

At least you know how to seduce a Time Lord now?

I'm certain it will come in handy someday.

In this place, you never know.

You never do. Aside from being very informative, are you alright?

Brilliant. Tired but brilliant. You?

Good, the warehouse has some samples of the spring line ready for me to approve. You're welcome to stop by and see them as well.

Yeah? Can I get first picka some of the things?

Once they're in production, certainly. These are just in the prototype stage.

Have I told you lately what a brilliant boss you are?

Not today, but I appreciate the gesture.

You're welcome. I'll come in a bit early tomorrow and have a look at the new stuff 'long as m'not horribly cursed.

Cursed today usually means no curse tomorrow.

Good point. 'Least this didn't actually stop work entirely? I mean...I sorta wrote parta the list at work but just between doin' other things.

Not entirely, although I think some of the staff will be looking at each other very differently tomorrow.

Oooh yeah. Might at that. Not everybody kept it PG-13.

No, they certainly did not. And while I might have found some amusement in it, I was very thankful it isn't me spouting advice.

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