iwasherefirst: (So very sexy)
Rose Tyler ([personal profile] iwasherefirst) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 03:37 pm

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How to have sex with a Time Lord

1. Patience. Lots of patience.

2. Help him save the universe multiple times, saving his life personally in the process if necessary.

3. Don't be afraid to stand up to him and let him know when he's crossing the line. He has to know you're not scared of him even if you are scared of what he's capable of. There's a difference

4. When he abandons you for your own good, don't stay abandoned. There's a difference between patience with him and waiting for something that's not going to come. You're not the first one he's left behind so be the first one that crosses universes to find him.

5. Rewrite time.

6. Make him regenerate. Not on purpose. It's better if he does it in order to save you or the universe. I'm still a bit fuzzy on which he was doing.

7. Get locked in a universe with him. This helps because he has to slow down enough to realize it's a possibility.

8. Be patient. Let him know how you feel but don't be pushy about it.

9. Make sure that he knows you know how he feels about you too.

10. Let him know he's worth it. All of it: Monsters, danger, the universe.

11. Helps if you figure out that whole feelings transfer thing. Personally, I sort of think we were on track anyway, that just pushed it along.

12. Don't be afraid to take charge, take a stand and lay down some rules. This ties in a bit with not being afraid to stand up to him.

13. Write a letter to Santa Claus.

14. Bit padding my ego here, but I think it helps to be me.
am_i_being_rude: (idiots: yeah a bit like that)

[personal profile] am_i_being_rude 2012-01-24 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing I'm already supposed to be learning the guitar then.
am_i_being_rude: (what: oh yeah?)

[personal profile] am_i_being_rude 2012-01-24 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I already know composing! I've composed lots of things. Well, I've transcribed some things and composed some others. It's hard to tell what you've heard before sometimes.
am_i_being_rude: (idiots: i don't really give a fuck)

this predictably escalated to me trying to come up with something on the guitar for the last hour.

[personal profile] am_i_being_rude 2012-01-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh the smarmy and smirky is definitely making him rise to the challenge with smugness and superiority.] Definitely not. I'll just have to buy the guitar and learn it and then compose the perfect theme tune for a cannonballer. Easy.
am_i_being_rude: (misc: together talking grin)

Actually got something that isn't that bad, but not very Rosey.

[personal profile] am_i_being_rude 2012-01-24 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Extra-special. Inter-universal cannonballer. And probably to some degree intra, at least once. But yeah, a cannonballer.