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[theassassin]

[Yep, have a text from this assassin who probably doesn't even know she sent it.]

want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.

Comments

[theassassin]

Pardon?

[A moment later.]

Well shit...

[studmuffin]

pls tell me the black widow doesnt need to speed date

[theassassin]

You start to run out of options when you kill your partners after. ;)

[studmuffin]

at least you didnt say eat them

[theassassin]

Ha! The Praying Mantis doesn't have the same ring to it. Thankfully.

[studmuffin]

kinda super-villainy. could b ur archnemesis

[theassassin]

It has potential.

[studmuffin]

AWESOME potential

[theassassin]

On a scale of one to 'I'm fucked' how scared of someone name 'The Praying Mantis' would you be?

[studmuffin]

six ways from sunday

[theassassin]

You'd have to assume the majority of the threat would be if you slept with them. Don't sleep with strangers and you should be fine.

[studmuffin]

dont have sex. you'll get pregnant and die? got it

[theassassin]

Perfect. You might survive yet. Besides, the virgin always survives the horror movie.

[studmuffin]

oh wow rude

[theassassin]

...It's not rude just because it's true and you don't like it.

[studmuffin]

i could totally not be a virgin

[theassassin]

And I could totally be a regular girl who isn't an 84 year old super hero who knows Captain America. But we know that's not true either.

[studmuffin]

sigh. my life is depressing

[theassassin]

On the plus side, apparently my life is /more/ depressing.

[studmuffin]

id say id armwrrestle you on that but id lose

[theassassin]

Undoubtedly. We can agree that /both/ our lives are shit and leave it there.

[studmuffin]

yeah cool i can get behind that

[theassassin]

Perfect. We're in agreement then.