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[theassassin]

[Yep, have a text from this assassin who probably doesn't even know she sent it.]

want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.

Comments

[studmuffin]

... kinda drastic

[theassassin]

Pardon?

[A moment later.]

Well shit...

[studmuffin]

pls tell me the black widow doesnt need to speed date

[theassassin]

You start to run out of options when you kill your partners after. ;)

[studmuffin]

at least you didnt say eat them

[theassassin]

Ha! The Praying Mantis doesn't have the same ring to it. Thankfully.

[studmuffin]

kinda super-villainy. could b ur archnemesis

[fe_male]

pretty sure there's actually a much easier way to fix that problem

[justamessenger]

I think we've all been there.

[theassassin]

It has potential.

[theassassin]

...I- yes, probably.

[theassassin]

At some point or another I'm sure.

[unflagging]

Oooh--tough break.

[theassassin]

I could think of worse things.

[unflagging]

Death, for example. Sure.

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[bettercallit]

No wonder Fury was shaking when I got in. Dry spell?

[theassassin]

That would certainly be worse.

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[theassassin]

...I don't even know what to say to you.

[unflagging]

So I just proved your point. Anyway, there are other solutions to your problem. Just saying.

[theassassin]

Yes. There are. I am well aware.

[unflagging]

Well. That didn't go as planned.

[theassassin]

I promise, I wasn't trying to brush that off. I'm just... I suppose saying frustrated wouldn't help the situation any.

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[bettercallit]

Hey, c'mon, you know I would've helped out if it was getting that bad.

[hulkbusted]

I'm going to assume this is the same vein as the text that went out proclaiming that my life is all porn, physics, and ice cream.

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[doeswhathewants]

I... am not sure of the etiquette in this situation? I am sorry for your dry spell? Does Hallmark make a card for this?