personal log stardate -309930.10400811775

[universaltranslator]

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[Uhura gives the camera a tight-lipped smile. She's dressed in an obnoxious red, white, and blue sweater, with an obscenely big American flagpin, and...holy shit, is that an eagle on her shoulder, trying to eat her hair?]

In honor of today's curse, I'll be offering free lessons on Earth's history, with a special focus on the era of the American Empire.

[Because bitch, she knows why this eagle is here and City you are not as cute as you think you are.]

I hope nobody's allergic to birds.


[ooc: She's at the Welcome Center for anyone who wants to action!]

Comments

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[universaltranslator]

Compared to Russia? [teasing grin]

It's not a secret, unless the captain shows up.

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[candothat]

Compared to San Fransisco, maybe. I know that everywhere is supposedly warmer than Russia.

[Russians probably invented cold weather.]

You dislike him very strongly.

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[universaltranslator]

[She sighs a little.]

He's a brilliant leader. But he's also an entitled jerk who's used to getting what he wants. I refuse to be a part of that.

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[candothat]

I cannot disagree with any of that. [wryly] I believe he ruined my chance to become the youngest captain in Starfleet history.

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[universaltranslator]

Oh?

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[candothat]

Oh, yes. If I want to beat him, I will need to single-handedly save Earth at least once.

[He's joking, but he's probably not wrong.]

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[universaltranslator]

I wouldn't bet against you.

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[candothat]

[Chekov is not a modest human, but he is fatally realistic in some regards. Still, who can politely disagree with such a compliment?]

Nyota? I do want to hear what your country is like, someday.