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Nyota Uhura ([personal profile] universaltranslator) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-01-26 12:17 pm

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[video]

[Uhura gives the camera a tight-lipped smile. She's dressed in an obnoxious red, white, and blue sweater, with an obscenely big American flagpin, and...holy shit, is that an eagle on her shoulder, trying to eat her hair?]

In honor of today's curse, I'll be offering free lessons on Earth's history, with a special focus on the era of the American Empire.

[Because bitch, she knows why this eagle is here and City you are not as cute as you think you are.]

I hope nobody's allergic to birds.


[ooc: She's at the Welcome Center for anyone who wants to action!]
unwheeled: (curiouser and curiouser)

[action!]

[personal profile] unwheeled 2013-01-26 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a Welcome Center, and no one told Charles?! For shame. Either way somewhere between Uhura's put out expression, an eagle, and an offer of free lessons on Earth's history, Charles' interested was piqued, so here he is.

Because what, exactly, is the era of the Amerian Empire? Charles wants to know!

Thus: he's arrived at the Welcome Center, hands in pants pockets, looking around with curious interest before he turns to Uhura, smiles...and promptly gets into a staring contest with the eagle on her shoulder.

He stares. It stares back. Charles' right eyebrow threatens to climb into his hairline and stay there. Eventually he breaks eye contact, scratches at his temple, clears his throat and smiles again.
]

I heard something about free history lessons, am I in the right place?
unwheeled: ([hands] british schoolboy manga)

[personal profile] unwheeled 2013-01-26 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course Charles shakes her hand back.] Charles! It's lovely to meet you. [With that out of the way he can sit down and nod to the eagle. Who is still staring.

Might have something to do with being a telepath, who knows?
] I promise I won't incite him. I'll be honest, I was drawn to your offer of a free history lesson not just for a love of history but also because the term 'era of the American Empire' is completely new to me.

I was hoping you could clarify.
conglomeration: (pensive :: huh :: looking out)

voice;

[personal profile] conglomeration 2013-01-26 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind him responding with voice instead of video. So many issues, so little desire to confront them.]

The curse has to do with birds? [Color him confused.] Does this mean you advise staying indoors today?
unwheeled: (ehhhhhhhhhhn)

[personal profile] unwheeled 2013-01-26 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Extensions of the soul, hypothetical or otherwise, probably wouldn't be fond of people who can answer questions without asking. Or something.

Charles' smile isn't dry, though.
] Interesting! New York, actually, but my knowledge of history ends roughly in 1962. Does that have some impact on the lesson or is there some other aspect I'm not aware of?
conglomeration: ([hood] curious :: really now)

voice;

[personal profile] conglomeration 2013-01-26 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. [But now he's curious,] I didn't know Nyota had to do with eagles. Or is it more the country you mentioned?
conglomeration: (soft :: looking down :: if only)

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[personal profile] conglomeration 2013-01-26 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. [He's never heard of the country, but the concept is universal. Nothing is as pure as it sounds.]

Freedom is a good thing to be named for.
princesstype: (LOOK ABOUT)

[personal profile] princesstype 2013-01-27 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's called the American Empire, where you're from? Not the United States?
anunluckypenny: [I guess he's pretty okay] (Confused: Say what?)

action;

[personal profile] anunluckypenny 2013-01-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[There is an eagle in here. That's okay, of course, but... why.

No, with the outfit? It kind of makes sense.]


Uhura...? Where'd you get the eagle?
candothat: (Smile: Whatcha gonna do)

video;

[personal profile] candothat 2013-01-27 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He's trying not to smile too much. It's not Uhura's fault that she's in that sweater, surely.]

I never knew you were so patriotic, Uhura.
anunluckypenny: [so they say] (Waiting)

action;

[personal profile] anunluckypenny 2013-01-27 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Okay.

[She starts to return to her business before it occurs to her that it's a slightly odd combination of accessories for a curse.]

Does your curse have anything to do with the Fourth of July?
candothat: (Up: Huh?)

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[personal profile] candothat 2013-01-27 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he is. That's why you don't want to kill him, Uhura.]

What is your country?

[She doesn't have an accent and the topic of home has never come up between them (which does not keep Chekov from referencing Russia whenever he can). It strikes him, briefly, that he knows very little about her.]
unwheeled: (pic#5568754)

[personal profile] unwheeled 2013-01-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Up go the eyebrows again.] Well, I'd realized we had people from different points in times but not different...worlds. [That would complicate things, clearly, so Charles nods.]
conglomeration: (flustered :: sweatdrop :: mrrrrm)

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[personal profile] conglomeration 2013-01-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[More words that are foreign to him, but he can infer enough.] It's a nice name. And it suits you. [She's smart and articulate and confident; 'freedom' is perfect for her. Though he flushes a bit for thinking so about someone he barely knows, and is glad of the audio feed.] ...Probably.

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