universaltranslator: Uhura bites her tongue (Annoyed: I can't even)
Nyota Uhura ([personal profile] universaltranslator) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-01-26 12:17 pm

personal log stardate -309930.10400811775

[video]

[Uhura gives the camera a tight-lipped smile. She's dressed in an obnoxious red, white, and blue sweater, with an obscenely big American flagpin, and...holy shit, is that an eagle on her shoulder, trying to eat her hair?]

In honor of today's curse, I'll be offering free lessons on Earth's history, with a special focus on the era of the American Empire.

[Because bitch, she knows why this eagle is here and City you are not as cute as you think you are.]

I hope nobody's allergic to birds.


[ooc: She's at the Welcome Center for anyone who wants to action!]

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