hates_most_things: (stare)
April Ludgate ([personal profile] hates_most_things) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-01-21 07:18 pm

ONE [VIDEO/ACTION]

[April is wearing a ridiculous out fit involving a towel turban and a ray gun made mostly out of tinfoil. She speaks mostly in an abrupt monotone and her creepy eyes stare straight into your soul.]

Greetings. I am the Great Ludgata, your new overlord. Bow down before me minions--and bring me coffee. Now. With cream and sugar.

[She glares for a second, then slumps back down onto a bench near the fountain, speaking in a slightly more normal tone. Slightly.]

Okay, for real my name is April. OR IS IT? I once drove a riding mower through a Nordstrom. It's kind of lame here and I'm pissed so you should pacify me with coffee anyway.

[ooc: No confused accidental intro for April. Action for anyone in the square--she's just standing on a park bench filming herself. Also she maybe stole somebody's towel off the line?]
brothertragedy: (Hast du nur ein Wort zu sagen)

[Video]

[personal profile] brothertragedy 2013-01-30 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
... ["Cool"? Abduction to a strange, completely alien location infested with all manner of strange afflictions and monsters is "cool"?]

Hope springs eternal, I suppose.

How I wish I had your enthusiasm, Madame April.