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[hates_most_things]

[April is wearing a ridiculous out fit involving a towel turban and a ray gun made mostly out of tinfoil. She speaks mostly in an abrupt monotone and her creepy eyes stare straight into your soul.]

Greetings. I am the Great Ludgata, your new overlord. Bow down before me minions--and bring me coffee. Now. With cream and sugar.

[She glares for a second, then slumps back down onto a bench near the fountain, speaking in a slightly more normal tone. Slightly.]

Okay, for real my name is April. OR IS IT? I once drove a riding mower through a Nordstrom. It's kind of lame here and I'm pissed so you should pacify me with coffee anyway.

[ooc: No confused accidental intro for April. Action for anyone in the square--she's just standing on a park bench filming herself. Also she maybe stole somebody's towel off the line?]

Comments

action:

[charring]

[Charlie hands off a latte to one customer, turning to look up at April with a small smile.]

Hi. Yes. Okay, cool. You must be the new arrival. I'm Charlie.

action:

[hates_most_things]

[April fails to issue any sort of greeting or smile a little.]

Yeah. I just...got here.

Re: action:

[charring]

[She's been in weirder situations. Charlie hands her a menu, loaded with several different sandwich options, pie jar choices, soup selections.]

Welcome to the Jasmine Dragon and the City. Has anyone explained how crazy it can get here?

action:

[hates_most_things]

[April fiddles with the menu.]

Not really.