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[hates_most_things]

[April is wearing a ridiculous out fit involving a towel turban and a ray gun made mostly out of tinfoil. She speaks mostly in an abrupt monotone and her creepy eyes stare straight into your soul.]

Greetings. I am the Great Ludgata, your new overlord. Bow down before me minions--and bring me coffee. Now. With cream and sugar.

[She glares for a second, then slumps back down onto a bench near the fountain, speaking in a slightly more normal tone. Slightly.]

Okay, for real my name is April. OR IS IT? I once drove a riding mower through a Nordstrom. It's kind of lame here and I'm pissed so you should pacify me with coffee anyway.

[ooc: No confused accidental intro for April. Action for anyone in the square--she's just standing on a park bench filming herself. Also she maybe stole somebody's towel off the line?]

Comments

[studmuffin]

You're terrifying. I like that in a person.

[hates_most_things]

I like people who are easily terrified.

[studmuffin]

[ A snort. ] I'm Stiles.

[hates_most_things]

Hey.

[studmuffin]

Hey.

So, what's with the epicly frightening intro?

[hates_most_things]

I just wanted people to notice that I'm here and stuff.

[studmuffin]

Well hey, it worked.

[hates_most_things]

I'm even getting multiple cups of coffee out of it.

[studmuffin]

Hey, cool. I'd offer but that would involve leaving the Youth Center and nope.

[hates_most_things]

Why won't you leave?

[studmuffin]

Broke my arm, kind of can't be bothered dealing with the crowds.