hates_most_things: (stare)
April Ludgate ([personal profile] hates_most_things) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-01-21 07:18 pm

ONE [VIDEO/ACTION]

[April is wearing a ridiculous out fit involving a towel turban and a ray gun made mostly out of tinfoil. She speaks mostly in an abrupt monotone and her creepy eyes stare straight into your soul.]

Greetings. I am the Great Ludgata, your new overlord. Bow down before me minions--and bring me coffee. Now. With cream and sugar.

[She glares for a second, then slumps back down onto a bench near the fountain, speaking in a slightly more normal tone. Slightly.]

Okay, for real my name is April. OR IS IT? I once drove a riding mower through a Nordstrom. It's kind of lame here and I'm pissed so you should pacify me with coffee anyway.

[ooc: No confused accidental intro for April. Action for anyone in the square--she's just standing on a park bench filming herself. Also she maybe stole somebody's towel off the line?]
recognize_an_opportunity: (Where are you going with this?)

[personal profile] recognize_an_opportunity 2013-01-22 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, yeah, good guess. It's definitely not April. I'm Meyer.
recognize_an_opportunity: (Hey girl hey)

[personal profile] recognize_an_opportunity 2013-01-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well, be sure to let me know when you are, so I can avoid getting killed.
recognize_an_opportunity: (Serious business)

[personal profile] recognize_an_opportunity 2013-01-22 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck.