Sixth Over || video

[fiveagainstradley]

I've decided since there are people here from all over the world who might not know about it, that I'd explain cricket to you all. We can't play in this weather, but perhaps once it's Spring.

[Then this video ensues, with drawings instead of footage. The narration is 100% serious and not at all tongue in cheek.]

Comments

[infernoandhearth]

You know, I did already work it out, but I've a question, after watching this.

If you're in, while the other side is out and you've not been sent out by those out attempting to get you out, if, at that point, you put your left foot in, and then, shortly after, take it out, and then put it in again, are you required to also shake it all about?

[fiveagainstradley]

What? No, there's no shaking about in cricket.

[friggmagnet]

Yeah man, cricket'd be totally sweet.

[fiveagainstradley]

Oh, wonderful! Do you play?

[friggmagnet]

Yeah, but not much since or anything.

[fiveagainstradley]

Well when Spring comes you can play again!

I'm David, what's your name?

[friggmagnet]

I'm Odin, God of everything Axl.

[fiveagainstradley]

Nice to meet you Axl I'm Loki's boyfriend. Where are you from?

[onset]

There are actually people who don't know about cricket? Tragic.

[fiveagainstradley]

It's unfortunately true. Do you play?

[onset]

Oh, well - not really, no.

[fiveagainstradley]

That's too bad. I hope I can get enough people come Spring.

[onset]

I'm sure at least a few should show some interest.

[fiveagainstradley]

Maybe enough for a pickup game or two, but likely not enough for a league.

[skintoskin]

[That looks lame to Neil, but he decides to be polite.]

Wow. I can't wait 'til spring.

[fiveagainstradley]

[Oh boy! A potential convert!]

Do you want to learn to play?

[skintoskin]

[That'll teach him for being polite. Well, maybe...]

I'm more of a baseball guy...

[fiveagainstradley]

Oh. That's too bad. You can come watch, then!

[Forever eager, this one.]

[skintoskin]

Um... Yeah, I could do that.

[Or he could poke out his own eyes.]

So, who're you?

[fiveagainstradley]

I'm David. What's your name?

[Voice]

[brothertragedy]

... clearly, you put a lot of effort into those illustrations and I am grateful, but— forgive me my foolishness, but I do not think I understand. [The poor man sounds terribly confused. He's trying to be polite, like always, but what was that?!]

Rather, I do not think I took anything away from that explanation.

[Voice]

[fiveagainstradley]

Really? I thought it was pretty simple.

There's two teams, one in and one out. One man at a time from the team that's in goes out, and the team that's out tries to get the man who's gone out out. Once all the men on the team that's in have gone out and come back in, they switch.

[Voice]

[brothertragedy]

... but if the man's already gone out, why would they try to get him out?

[Voice]

[fiveagainstradley]

Because once he's out, he goes back in and another man comes out.

[Voice]

[brothertragedy]

Ah, well, that makes more sense. [... relatively speaking.] Thank you very much.