( video 18 )

[studmuffin]

dp i brole m atm.

[ Wait, that's not right. Stiles sighs heavily where he's leaning against his bed and frowns down at his device. It's kind of hard to type with his left hand - clearly he did not think this amazing plan through. He opts to switch to audio but misses, hits the video feed instead. ]

Fuck. [ He frowns down at his probably less than captive audience with a tired sigh. ] Oh, whatever. [ Swinging the device to show his right side - arm in a cast and sling. Awesome. ] Guys, guys. Don't ever, ever try to take a short cut in a blizzard. Just don't.

[ He's managed to survive a lot of things lately, he should have realised something dumb was about to happen. Werewolves, kanimas, lunatics who beat the shit out of people? Yeah he can do that. What he can't survive is slipping and falling on to his arm. He's such a superhero. ]

Who wants to feed me good drugs and sign my cast?

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[lupusalpha]

You fell.

[studmuffin]

Fuck you.

[ Freaking werewolves and their amazing balance and their ability to put one foot in front of the other on any surface and not tumble down like a sack of bricks. ]

[lupusalpha]

I'm on my way.

[studmuffin]

What, why?

[ Oh my god. ]

[lupusalpha]

You broke you arm.

[studmuffin]

You just keep repeating what I've said before.

[ He's kind of panicked because hello, broken arm and the werewolf he keeps arguing with is on his way. ]

[lupusalpha]

That's why I'm going, Stiles.

[studmuffin]

[ Even arguing with Derek won't make any difference so he huffs and pulls himself awkwardly off the floor, makes sure the window isn't locked because he doesn't quite want the werewolf breaking it. ]

[lupusalpha]

[He comes in through the door.

Actually.]

How did you manage this?

[studmuffin]

The snow.

[ Well. Fuck. ]

[lupusalpha]

Did you drag yourself to the hospital?

[studmuffin]

I walked.

[ Not quite looking at Derek. ] Arm, not legs.

[lupusalpha]

I hear breaking bones hurts.

[He says it like someone who hasn't been stabbed, shot, has his bones broken, his face rearranged, and his internal organs stabbed]

[studmuffin]

Well, yeah.

[ Pause. ] It was cold enough that I didn't really panic until half way to the hospital.

[lupusalpha]

You could have called. I would have come.

[studmuffin]

[ See that actual flicker of surprise there, Derek? Someone totally did not think that was possible. ]

I'm okay now. I have drugs.

[lupusalpha]

Don't overdo it.

[Derek doesn't really like drugs - probably because they just don't work on him]

[studmuffin]

That is something I will try not to do.

[ So awkward. Even more awkward than usual. ] Um. So Isaac was here yesterday.

[lupusalpha]

[He scowls]

And?

[studmuffin]

And you should probably make sure he doesn't have some serious latent abandonment issues.

[ Sigh. ]

[lupusalpha]

They're not latent.

[studmuffin]

Well, you should deal with them.

[ He probably smells like guilt. Funny that. ]

[lupusalpha]

What did you?

[studmuffin]

I told him the truth, okay?

[lupusalpha]

Which was?