( video 18 )

[studmuffin]

dp i brole m atm.

[ Wait, that's not right. Stiles sighs heavily where he's leaning against his bed and frowns down at his device. It's kind of hard to type with his left hand - clearly he did not think this amazing plan through. He opts to switch to audio but misses, hits the video feed instead. ]

Fuck. [ He frowns down at his probably less than captive audience with a tired sigh. ] Oh, whatever. [ Swinging the device to show his right side - arm in a cast and sling. Awesome. ] Guys, guys. Don't ever, ever try to take a short cut in a blizzard. Just don't.

[ He's managed to survive a lot of things lately, he should have realised something dumb was about to happen. Werewolves, kanimas, lunatics who beat the shit out of people? Yeah he can do that. What he can't survive is slipping and falling on to his arm. He's such a superhero. ]

Who wants to feed me good drugs and sign my cast?

Comments

[brobeforehos]

Stiles...do you attract bad luck?

[studmuffin]

Unfortunately.

[ He grins at her though, even if it is kind of dimmed by that uncomfortable pinned feeling of his arm. ] Are you going to nurse me back to health? Because I can get behind that.

audio:

[charring]

Can I sign it?

[brobeforehos]

I doubt hugs will heal a broken arm. I'm no medic, but I think that'll take time.

audio:

[studmuffin]

Sure.

[ He makes a small noise. ] Although it might have to wait until you're out of the hospital, right? I'm kind of not really in any rush to try and walk anywhere because clearly I don't know how to move like a human being.

[studmuffin]

If you're looking to break my heart you'll probably have to get in line. It's a long one.

[brobeforehos]

I'd never intend to do that.

Re: audio:

[charring]

Stop by the Dragon on Monday. I'll sign it then.

[studmuffin]

Nobody ever does.

[ Is that just a hint of sadness in his voice? Well, he'll blame it on the pain. ] So, you're moving?

[studmuffin]

You've got yourself a deal. I'll make sure to save you a space.

[brobeforehos]

Hey...you listened? [What a great guy. Seriously.] Yeah, eventually.

Now let's go back to that sadness in your voice.

[charring]

You're a sweetheart.

[lupusalpha]

What the hell?

[studmuffin]

There is no sadness in my voice.

[ Forging forward on the one comfortable topic. ] You have new roommates now, right?

[studmuffin]

Thanks.

[ A bashful laugh. ] I try.

[studmuffin]

[ His face sort of spasms for a second while he tries to think of something biting to say to Derek. When that fails, he sort of just drops the device. ]

Crap.

[brobeforehos]

Mmyeah, I do. What about you?

[charring]

How'd you break your arm, anyway? I think I missed that part.

[lupusalpha]

You broke your arm?

[studmuffin]

[ Oh. So he can't ignore him. That's fine.

thatssonotfine ] Yes, yes I did. [ Glaring down at the phone but at least now Derek can't see him or the complicated faces he's pulling. ]

[lupusalpha]

How?

[studmuffin]

[ Sigh. ]

I fell. Because y'know, life didn't suck enough already.

[lupusalpha]

You fell.

[studmuffin]

Fuck you.

[ Freaking werewolves and their amazing balance and their ability to put one foot in front of the other on any surface and not tumble down like a sack of bricks. ]

[lupusalpha]

I'm on my way.