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[hulkbusted]

[There is a Hulk about in the City. He isn't angry - correction, he isn't any angrier than usual - but he is on the hunt for a green ball of legs. Anyone on the street despite the ghoul infestation may encounter the hulklegs ball and subsequently have a close encounter with a Hulk. Alternatively, the Hulk can occasionally be bumped into mid-ghoul smash.]

Legs?

Leeeeeeeegs?!


[ooc: Related to this with its genesis back here and here in a grab bag curse. It's crack. It's City-born, curse-born crack and now Bruce (really the Hulk) is the profoundly disturbed parent of a Loki monster baby. Never let it be said that I can't be enabled into just about anything.]

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[studmuffin]

Do you watch daytime television? Are you totally into those talk shows where they're like every girl is somebody's daughter? Do you need like a bizillion inch plasma just to watch it?

[ Okay, the closeness is kind of scary. But that only makes his mouth run off even more. ]

[hulkbusted]

[He stares at Stiles for a looooong moment before huffing a breath out in his face. Enjoy the Hulk breath.]

My daughter.

[studmuffin]

Oh my god. [ Making a horrified gagging sound, baseball bat dragging along the concrete for a second. ] That -- god.

[ ... ] Wait you have a daughter?

[hulkbusted]

[Heh. He straightens up.]

Yes.

[Looking around, he resumes his search.]

Legs!

[studmuffin]

[ Huh. ]

What does she look like? Maybe I can help.

[hulkbusted]

[Someone needs to paint, "I'm looking for my daughter, she's a green ball of legs" on his chest. He sighs and rumbles low in his chest, a sound that can almost be felt.]

Ball of legs.

[studmuffin]

Huh.

[ Pause. ] Banner legs or Hulk legs?

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk thumps his own meaty leg in answer.]

[studmuffin]

You should ask Serrure, right? They're always having creepy children in Asgard. Maybe they've got some mythological leash.

[hulkbusted]

Nnn...

[Serrure should be back in the Corner of Shame. Hulk doesn't know why, but he knows that much is true.]

[studmuffin]

I can't tell if that's a yes or a no, man.

[hulkbusted]

[Get a brusque head shake in answer before he starts swinging his arms back and forth, getting the blood flowing and smacking his biceps in an attempt to warm up. The cold isn't going to hurt him, but he doesn't like it.]

[studmuffin]

[ He'll just text Serrure then because that seems like a much better idea. ]

You should get someone to find you a jacket. Or make you one. I mean, I know the ripped purple pants are your usual deal but just because you're big doesn't mean you have to deal with the cold.

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk's fingers aren't made for texting anyway. He gives Stiles a look with Are you shitting me? writ large on oversized features before he turns away to continue his hunt.]

[studmuffin]

Wow.

[ Calling out after him. ] That's rude. You should bond with Derek. Your next child could be furry too.

[hulkbusted]

[Did you know that the Hulk knew the "whatever" handwave? Now you do.]

[studmuffin]

[ That's kind of hilarious.

Sigh. Fine. If he finds the baby he'll roll it back. For now he has other people to harass. ]