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[hulkbusted]

[There is a Hulk about in the City. He isn't angry - correction, he isn't any angrier than usual - but he is on the hunt for a green ball of legs. Anyone on the street despite the ghoul infestation may encounter the hulklegs ball and subsequently have a close encounter with a Hulk. Alternatively, the Hulk can occasionally be bumped into mid-ghoul smash.]

Legs?

Leeeeeeeegs?!


[ooc: Related to this with its genesis back here and here in a grab bag curse. It's crack. It's City-born, curse-born crack and now Bruce (really the Hulk) is the profoundly disturbed parent of a Loki monster baby. Never let it be said that I can't be enabled into just about anything.]

Comments

[justamessenger]

[It's rare Dulcie can be seen mid-flight, but she's been spending this month looking for people who might need air-lifting out. And damn. She's never seen the Hulk in person. He's pretty impressive. She stays just out of reach, hovering mid-air.]

Looking for someone, Big Stuff?

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk whips his head up at her, lips pulling back in the start of a snarl before he relaxes and swings his torso around, looking for something.]

Ball of legs.

[justamessenger]

[Yes Hulk you are very tough.]

That's fairly specific.

[hulkbusted]

[And don't you forget it.

He grunts an acknowledgment and starts walking again, occasionally lifting the back or front ends of the City's few parked cars to look underneath before dropping them to the loud complaint of bouncing shock absorbers.]

Green legs.

[justamessenger]

Very specific. Do you need any help looking? I've very speedy.

[hulkbusted]

[Get another noncommittal grunt in response.]

Daughter.

[justamessenger]

You must be very worried about her.

[hulkbusted]

[Nnnnn... worried? Maybe. His daughter running around on her own isn't how things should work, so if that's worry, then he's worried.

He's more a doer than a worrier. Sorry about denting that dumpster looking under it and then dropping it.]

[justamessenger]

[Hey, it's not her dumpster.]

How big is she? That can rule out some places.

[Like under cars.]

[hulkbusted]

[He just shrugs and keeps moving. He hasn't seen her yet, but he'll know her when he sees her.]

[justamessenger]

You haven't got to see her yet?

[hulkbusted]

No.

[Downright garrulous, this guy, and also intently focused, as evidenced by the almost casual way he breaks every bone in a ghoul's body by slamming it repeatedly into a wall like a wet rag before moving on in search of his daughter.]

[justamessenger]

[Dulcie just raises an eyebrow and gets a little more height on the Hulk, just out of grabbing reach. She's immortal, but she's not an idiot.]

Would you like help?

[hulkbusted]

[When someone of Hulk's size and build shrugs, it's like the start of a mountain avalanche.]

[yourbestguysgun]

The kid go missing?

[ Fuck it, he is profoundly disturbed. ]

[studmuffin]

[ This is almost worth coming out of the forest for. Stiles has a baseball bat slung over one shoulder and is looking up at the Hulk with an amused and curious smile. ]

You've got two of them.

[hulkbusted]

[Join the club.]

Yes.

[hulkbusted]

[How does it feel to be growled at by the Hulk?]

[yourbestguysgun]

You need any help looking, big guy?

[ Because Bucky barely knows him but y'know, he might as well offer. ]

[hulkbusted]

[After a low, contemplative rumble...]

Yes.

[studmuffin]

[ It's only mildly more terrifying by half the other things that have growled at him, so. ]

Hey, c'mon. We're buds. [ Not really true, but Stiles lives in hope. ]

[hulkbusted]

[You're lucky Bruce let him out intentionally instead of showing up in response to some threat.]

Nnnnn...

[He turns away from Stiles and yells again.]

Legs!

[studmuffin]

[ Trailing after because hello he's fed up of only risking his life around werewolves. ]

Are you looking for a date? Because I can totally hook you up. I mean there are legions of fans on the internet who totally would. But only if you know what scary, scary corners to lurk in.

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk turns on him and leans down to get his face to Stiles' level, nostrils visibly flaring.]

Daughter.

[studmuffin]

Do you watch daytime television? Are you totally into those talk shows where they're like every girl is somebody's daughter? Do you need like a bizillion inch plasma just to watch it?

[ Okay, the closeness is kind of scary. But that only makes his mouth run off even more. ]