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[hulkbusted]

[There is a Hulk about in the City. He isn't angry - correction, he isn't any angrier than usual - but he is on the hunt for a green ball of legs. Anyone on the street despite the ghoul infestation may encounter the hulklegs ball and subsequently have a close encounter with a Hulk. Alternatively, the Hulk can occasionally be bumped into mid-ghoul smash.]

Legs?

Leeeeeeeegs?!


[ooc: Related to this with its genesis back here and here in a grab bag curse. It's crack. It's City-born, curse-born crack and now Bruce (really the Hulk) is the profoundly disturbed parent of a Loki monster baby. Never let it be said that I can't be enabled into just about anything.]

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[justamessenger]

[It's rare Dulcie can be seen mid-flight, but she's been spending this month looking for people who might need air-lifting out. And damn. She's never seen the Hulk in person. He's pretty impressive. She stays just out of reach, hovering mid-air.]

Looking for someone, Big Stuff?

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk whips his head up at her, lips pulling back in the start of a snarl before he relaxes and swings his torso around, looking for something.]

Ball of legs.

[justamessenger]

[Yes Hulk you are very tough.]

That's fairly specific.

[hulkbusted]

[And don't you forget it.

He grunts an acknowledgment and starts walking again, occasionally lifting the back or front ends of the City's few parked cars to look underneath before dropping them to the loud complaint of bouncing shock absorbers.]

Green legs.

[justamessenger]

Very specific. Do you need any help looking? I've very speedy.

[hulkbusted]

[Get another noncommittal grunt in response.]

Daughter.

[justamessenger]

You must be very worried about her.

[yourbestguysgun]

The kid go missing?

[ Fuck it, he is profoundly disturbed. ]

[hulkbusted]

[Join the club.]

Yes.

[yourbestguysgun]

You need any help looking, big guy?

[ Because Bucky barely knows him but y'know, he might as well offer. ]

[hulkbusted]

[After a low, contemplative rumble...]

Yes.

[yourbestguysgun]

Okay. I can do that.

[ He eyes up the Hulk speculatively. ] You ain't so good at using the device, are you?

[hulkbusted]

[That doesn't even merit a response, just a derisive snort. Why would he need it?]

[studmuffin]

[ This is almost worth coming out of the forest for. Stiles has a baseball bat slung over one shoulder and is looking up at the Hulk with an amused and curious smile. ]

You've got two of them.

[hulkbusted]

[How does it feel to be growled at by the Hulk?]

[studmuffin]

[ It's only mildly more terrifying by half the other things that have growled at him, so. ]

Hey, c'mon. We're buds. [ Not really true, but Stiles lives in hope. ]

[hulkbusted]

[You're lucky Bruce let him out intentionally instead of showing up in response to some threat.]

Nnnnn...

[He turns away from Stiles and yells again.]

Legs!

[studmuffin]

[ Trailing after because hello he's fed up of only risking his life around werewolves. ]

Are you looking for a date? Because I can totally hook you up. I mean there are legions of fans on the internet who totally would. But only if you know what scary, scary corners to lurk in.

[hulkbusted]

[Hulk turns on him and leans down to get his face to Stiles' level, nostrils visibly flaring.]

Daughter.

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[fiveagainstradley]

[ David is also out looking for the baby, and subsequently helping Luke. He's never met the Hulk before, but Luke has told him about him so he's not surprised or confused when he sees a great green man out roaming the streets. ]

Excuse me, are you Bruce?

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[hulkbusted]

[And now he's the subject of some very large scrutiny that is for a disconcerting flash borderline aggressive, then Hulk relaxes and makes a scoffing face.]

No. Hulk.

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[fiveagainstradley]

Right, now you are, but sometimes you're Bruce, correct? I'm David, Luke's friend.

Are you looking for the baby? I'd like to help.

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[hulkbusted]

My daughter.

[That gets easier to say with practice. Who knew?]

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[fiveagainstradley]

Yes, I've heard. I'll help you find her. [ Mainly because he wants Luke home safe. ]

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[hulkbusted]

[Hulk's answer is a nonverbal, noncommittal rumble before he turns around to shout again.]

Legs!