35 - The Sea Forgets Its Cargoes & Rages

[worldofourown]

[ See Karl. ]

[ See Karl glowering. ]

[ See Karl livid. ]

I don't care about these damned ghouls. I hope they make each and every one of you squeal like bitty piglets. What I want to know which one of you did it. You know what I'm talking about. Who was it?

[ His eyes glow red. ]

Tell me.

[ OOC: Fallout of the weekend and Hatter's Diety trade. Someone is a ken-doll and not happy. Feel free to poke him, but don't expect an answer unless he knows you well xD ]

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[itsjustafruit]

A big nothing or a little nothing?

[worldofourown]

[ Depends on how much Karl was packing...? ]

...It wasn't you who did it, was it?

[itsjustafruit]

Would I be laughing more or less if I had?

[worldofourown]

Demons lie all the time.

Perhaps someone put you up to the prank?

[ p a r a n o i a ]

[ o v e r l o a d ]

[itsjustafruit]

We do, it's in the job description, except when we're telling truths that should be secrets.

[u mad?]

[worldofourown]

Crowley.

[ Lookit that cute little vein popping on his temple. ]

[itsjustafruit]

Yes?

[It really is adorable. Now he's burning with curiosity to know what has Karl so incensed.]

[worldofourown]

Simple answer to a simple question.

Did you, or didn't you?

[itsjustafruit]

I did not.

Unless I'm lying.

[worldofourown]

[ SO ]

[ MUCH ]

[ RAGE-FAIS RIGHT NOW ]

[itsjustafruit]

Tut tut.

How could you believe me one way or the other? You said yourself that demons lie.

I didn't do it, but I would love to know what it was.

[private]

[worldofourown]

[ Gritted teeth and truncated syllables ]

I'll tell you what it is.

I. Am.

As anatomically correct.

As a goddamned mannequin.

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[itsjustafruit]

[While that's Crowley's preferred state, he does know (and take advantage) other others' preference for genitalia. That doesn't make him act any more sympathetic.]

Take it from me, your trousers will fit better.

[private]

[worldofourown]

[ Congratulations. ]

[ You get a primal screaaaaaaam for your trouble. ]

[ Karl is a full-blown teenage girl in a vampire's body. ]

[private]

[itsjustafruit]

[Yes, please and thank you.]

Who have you offended with your penis lately?

[private]

[worldofourown]

[ A better question would be, who hasn't he? He drags both palms across his face and exhales, ]

...I've lost count.

[private]

[itsjustafruit]

Ooh, perhaps there's a consortium.

[private]

[worldofourown]

[ So punching a wall right now, ]

If there is, every single one of them is going to pay!

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[sympathyforme]

You're welcome.

[For the free entertainment and all that.]

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[itsjustafruit]

You did it?

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[sympathyforme]

Let's say...

I've seen it done.

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[itsjustafruit]

As you do.

He is howling.

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[sympathyforme]

It's even more entertaining than expected.

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[itsjustafruit]

I'd put on a hat just to take it off to you.

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[sympathyforme]

Thank you! It's the thought that counts.