poly_chromatic | 35 - The Sea Forgets Its Cargoes & Rages

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35 - The Sea Forgets Its Cargoes & Rages

[ See Karl. ]

[ See Karl glowering. ]

[ See Karl livid. ]

I don't care about these damned ghouls. I hope they make each and every one of you squeal like bitty piglets. What I want to know which one of you did it. You know what I'm talking about. Who was it?

[ His eyes glow red. ]

Tell me.

[ OOC: Fallout of the weekend and Hatter's Diety trade. Someone is a ken-doll and not happy. Feel free to poke him, but don't expect an answer unless he knows you well xD ]

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[ SO ]

[ MUCH ]

[ RAGE-FAIS RIGHT NOW ]

Tut tut.

How could you believe me one way or the other? You said yourself that demons lie.

I didn't do it, but I would love to know what it was.

[ Gritted teeth and truncated syllables ]

I'll tell you what it is.

I. Am.

As anatomically correct.

As a goddamned mannequin.

[While that's Crowley's preferred state, he does know (and take advantage) other others' preference for genitalia. That doesn't make him act any more sympathetic.]

Take it from me, your trousers will fit better.

[ Congratulations. ]

[ You get a primal screaaaaaaam for your trouble. ]

[ Karl is a full-blown teenage girl in a vampire's body. ]

[Yes, please and thank you.]

Who have you offended with your penis lately?

[ A better question would be, who hasn't he? He drags both palms across his face and exhales, ]

...I've lost count.

Ooh, perhaps there's a consortium.

[ So punching a wall right now, ]

If there is, every single one of them is going to pay!

[Schadenfreude, schaaaaaadenfreude...]

I think you'll find that it can give you much more time on your hands.

Although I suppose you will have fewer things to have in your hands.

[ A heartbeat away from mouth-foaming, ]

This isn't funny.

[ Popular opinion would disagree, Karl. ]

Tch, I was created the way you're whinging about and you don't see me going rabid about it.

Also, if it were happening to someone else, you would think it was hilarious. Trust me.

What a hollow existence you must lead. [ He's a Chevalier. Created for the pleasure and service of a vampire Queen. You can bet he needs all his parts handy. ]