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[pinkeffinprofessional]

So let me get this straight.

A giant tree pops out of the ground.

There's a big fucking annoyed looking bird in it.

It grows a fuckload of pears.

And you idiots actually eat them.

[Pause]

Well, I guess it's no fucking different from buying the food at the supermarket here, right? Fuck knows where that comes from, too.

Also, I'm going to say this, because shit, it keeps coming up, but Nucky? I'm not Nucky. What the fuck kind of name is that, anyway? And this is coming from a guy who goes by Mr. Pink.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

In the spirit of the fucking holidays - what the fuck is your problem, asshole?

[whitetwoguns]

Nothing.

[Everything.]

In the spirit of the holidays do you want a drink or not?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Depends.

[whitetwoguns]

On what.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is there a catch?

[whitetwoguns]

No. You get drinks.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

....okay. But don't be crabby.

[whitetwoguns]

Crabby? What makes you say that. I'm giving you an invitation.

[WHY must he make everything more complicated. Then again this isn't actually a no strings drink session. Larry wants company that will keep him from over thinking and over doing anything.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Because I don't know if you fucking notice but you hate me and that makes you blood pressure go up.

So don't be crabby. That's all I'm fucking saying.

[whitetwoguns]

You get on my nerves and sometimes I really can't stand you.

Except I wouldn't go about saying I straight hate you, Pink.

[Can they go drinking now?]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

All right, you're paying.

[whitetwoguns]

Uh huh. Now you got it.

[ooc: Handwave or spam whatever you rike bb.]