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So let me get this straight.

A giant tree pops out of the ground.

There's a big fucking annoyed looking bird in it.

It grows a fuckload of pears.

And you idiots actually eat them.

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Well, I guess it's no fucking different from buying the food at the supermarket here, right? Fuck knows where that comes from, too.

Also, I'm going to say this, because shit, it keeps coming up, but Nucky? I'm not Nucky. What the fuck kind of name is that, anyway? And this is coming from a guy who goes by Mr. Pink.

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It tasted good.

That all?

It was worth the risk is what I'm saying.

Firm or soft?

Uh. Just right?

There are two kinds of pear. The soft kind that gets mealy and gets juice everywhere, and the firm kind that no one eats.

So, which was it?

I had a really good pear from that fucking tree okay? It wasn't too soft but it wasn't hard. I ate the fucking pear and I saw some stuff.

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I know, right? Seriously! I've been here, like, three weeks and even I know better. You get here and everyone says "Watch out for the curses!" so you do, but then everyone goes and jumps right in them like they don't even care. What the hell?

No brains.

Nope. Not a bit in anyone's head.

That's the life around here. It's a shithole. Get used to it.

I'm doing my best. It's like Milton said: we shall make a Heaven out of Hell and a Hell out of Heaven.

I don't think Milton meant this place.

Yeah, no, probably not. But at least there are people who know Milton around here.

It's short for...

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Right. We went over that before. Anyway, did you eat any of the pears, or should I assume from the fact that you're callin' everyone stupid that you didn't?