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[notelegrams]

The tradition of revolutions marks a quaint affection for masses synchronized in political momentum.

I am hard-pressed to mention the existence of your consular rights. Avail yourselves of them with some frequency.

FEB 06 CITY-WIDE PETITION

I, the undersigned, hereby express opposition to the following:

i. the circumstances and conditions that saw to my relocation to and detainment at the current premise [ 'THE CITY' ];
ii. the lack of representation of my basic legal protections as guaranteed by human rights law and by just war tenets;
iii. the violation of my physical and mental well-being during the paranormal episodes orchestrated in the JAN 31 - FEB 6 time frame;
iv. the minimal health, legal and diplomatic protections afforded to me during the paranormal events of the JAN 31 - FEB 6 period;
v. the lack of material and alternative compensation for my damage as suffered during the aforementioned paranormal events;
vi. the absence of democratic provisions to facilitate dialogue with the current government, or to take action against it.

<Font face="courier new">NAME:</font> <font face="courier new">ADDRESS:</font> <font face="courier new">ESTIMATED DURATION OF TENANCY:</font>

Sign, retweet, or carry on. Do not print.

I am constantly told we are all but moribund in the throes of an ecological crisis.


[ ooc: just make up / guesstimate any of the information there, if you plan to have your character fill it out XD Fair warning that Mycroft will keep a copy of the information submitted! ]

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audio.

[feigns]

And how would one go about retweeting? Whatever a retweet happens to be.

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[notelegrams]

With an economic expenditure of 160 characters.

audio.

[signatures]

Is it regular to collect addresses for these sorts of things?

Have you a want to sent out fliers, too?

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[notelegrams]

Addresses are required to validate your physical existence.

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[notelegrams]

This is not an online petition.

[valentineluke]

So eager to make a laughing stock out of yourself.

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[notelegrams]

So eager to remove your democratic privilege.

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[designedtoparty]

Why do you want to know where I live? Is it so you can fondle me in my sleep?

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[notelegrams]

I imagine an anonymous, but thriving sexual predator is beyond himself with delight at the prospect.

[ronderotarel]

I don't understand half of the shit you're saying, but it sounds cool.

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[notelegrams]

I am privileged to cultivate the young electorate.

[text -- anonymous]

[designedtoparty]

NAME: Simon Bellamy
ADDRESS: Ask my flatmate. He has a lizard.
ESTIMATED DURATION OF TENANCY: Until the deities find out it's me getting invisible spunk on people's keyboards.

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[notelegrams]

Thank you for your political contribution, Mr. Bellamy.

audio;

[firstaid]

Re...tweet?

[Yet another one who doesn't know the modern slang of the internet.]

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[notelegrams]

I take it today is the universal day of introductions to modern amenities.

[vicodincrutch]

What about the dates before Jan. 31st and Feb. 6th? Or is that the other paperwork?

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[notelegrams]

Make a deduction.

[entangles]

I don't think a petition's the best way to get their attention.

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[notelegrams]

>Then it is for the better that this is not meant for their attention.

[video] because he needs to be making this exact face

[thewildone]

Dude...

[ TEXT ] ...soooooooob

[notelegrams]

An acceptable surname, but the remaining information will have to be provided.

video:

[charring]

[She's just...making this face at the petition for a moment before it vanishes to her typical expression of 'no-fucks-given' and then the video feed shuts off. That is all.]

[text] FACE TWINS

[thewildone]

I know, right?

audio;

[prosopopoeia]

[She is all for bureaucracy, however...]

And just what purpose is zhis meant to serve?

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[notelegrams]

I imagine the traditional bureaucratic response is --

'record-keeping.'

audio;

[leathered]

Big assumption that we have consular rights here.

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[notelegrams]

Likewise that they cannot be guaranteed.

[oceantrauma]

While this isn't a bad idea, who would you be giving these signed documents to?

[Nope. Not doing this until he has more info.]

Also...what's a retweet?

[A little after his time, there.]

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[notelegrams]

One copy to the archive, the second to the governing office of the day, once enough signatures gather.

[misterblackbird]

And do you suppose this will actually work?

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[notelegrams]

No. I do this for sport.

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[anunluckypenny]

NAME: Penny
ADDRESS: The Welcome Center
ESTIMATED DURATION OF TENANCY: Not very long

[TEXT]

[notelegrams]

Thank you, Miss Penelope.

[dropkick]

Twitter only seems to happen in cursed form.

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[notelegrams]

That would be the default form of the majority of social microblogging services.

text;

[duplicities]

and what purpose is this going to serve?

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[notelegrams]

That of acquiring multiple iterations of the same unnecessary question.