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[notelegrams]

The tradition of revolutions marks a quaint affection for masses synchronized in political momentum.

I am hard-pressed to mention the existence of your consular rights. Avail yourselves of them with some frequency.

FEB 06 CITY-WIDE PETITION

I, the undersigned, hereby express opposition to the following:

i. the circumstances and conditions that saw to my relocation to and detainment at the current premise [ 'THE CITY' ];
ii. the lack of representation of my basic legal protections as guaranteed by human rights law and by just war tenets;
iii. the violation of my physical and mental well-being during the paranormal episodes orchestrated in the JAN 31 - FEB 6 time frame;
iv. the minimal health, legal and diplomatic protections afforded to me during the paranormal events of the JAN 31 - FEB 6 period;
v. the lack of material and alternative compensation for my damage as suffered during the aforementioned paranormal events;
vi. the absence of democratic provisions to facilitate dialogue with the current government, or to take action against it.

<Font face="courier new">NAME:</font> <font face="courier new">ADDRESS:</font> <font face="courier new">ESTIMATED DURATION OF TENANCY:</font>

Sign, retweet, or carry on. Do not print.

I am constantly told we are all but moribund in the throes of an ecological crisis.


[ ooc: just make up / guesstimate any of the information there, if you plan to have your character fill it out XD Fair warning that Mycroft will keep a copy of the information submitted! ]

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[feigns]

And how would one go about retweeting? Whatever a retweet happens to be.

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[signatures]

Is it regular to collect addresses for these sorts of things?

Have you a want to sent out fliers, too?

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[notelegrams]

With an economic expenditure of 160 characters.

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[notelegrams]

Addresses are required to validate your physical existence.

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[notelegrams]

This is not an online petition.

[valentineluke]

So eager to make a laughing stock out of yourself.

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[notelegrams]

So eager to remove your democratic privilege.

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[designedtoparty]

Why do you want to know where I live? Is it so you can fondle me in my sleep?

[feigns]

For the purposes of what? —I'd accuse you of making up words if it weren't a trait that's done the English language many favours in the past.

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[valentineluke]

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[notelegrams]

I am loathe to make a public endorsement, but see the most recent Blackberry catalog for details on basic technological functions.

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[notelegrams]

I imagine an anonymous, but thriving sexual predator is beyond himself with delight at the prospect.

[feigns]

[ p a u s e. ]

Then it shan't be something I'll ever find myself indulging in.

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[designedtoparty]

Which is exactly what I'm worried about. I had enough of that when my mum was trying to raise me catholic.

[ronderotarel]

I don't understand half of the shit you're saying, but it sounds cool.

[text -- anonymous]

[designedtoparty]

NAME: Simon Bellamy
ADDRESS: Ask my flatmate. He has a lizard.
ESTIMATED DURATION OF TENANCY: Until the deities find out it's me getting invisible spunk on people's keyboards.

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[notelegrams]

The mobile phone industry deeply regrets that you abstain from investment.

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[notelegrams]

Contrary to what your address book may have told you, the basic services of a consulate don't include complementary psychiatric care.

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[notelegrams]

I am privileged to cultivate the young electorate.

[feigns]

The mobile phone industry shan't ever know what its missing, bar that which exists here — and I can't imagine anything here cares much one way or the other.

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[notelegrams]

Thank you for your political contribution, Mr. Bellamy.

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[notelegrams]

Now you've hurt capitalism's feelings.

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[firstaid]

Re...tweet?

[Yet another one who doesn't know the modern slang of the internet.]

[vicodincrutch]

What about the dates before Jan. 31st and Feb. 6th? Or is that the other paperwork?

[feigns]

I'll endeavour to be more thoughtful when the mood so takes me.