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[sickbeat]

oh shit
were out of apple juice
now i understand how it feels to face life or death
to make the sacrifice play for the other guy or suffer the consequences
the consequences being fatal thirst
do i have to drink my own piss for this?
has humanity fallen so low???

[ooc | Dave doesn't want to go out and get kissed.

But he wants his god damn apple juice.

So he's gonna go get his god damn apple juice.]

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text:

[sickbeat]

how much
like am i paying a fuckin arm and a leg for this service
what am i getting into here
what are the terms and conditions

Re: text:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Just reimburse me the price of the juice, dude.

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[sickbeat]

and how am i supposed to know its safe
and uncontaminated
as tempting as this once in a lifetime offer is

Re: text:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It's not like I'm gonna open it or anything.

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[sickbeat]

scouts honor???