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[sickbeat]

oh shit
were out of apple juice
now i understand how it feels to face life or death
to make the sacrifice play for the other guy or suffer the consequences
the consequences being fatal thirst
do i have to drink my own piss for this?
has humanity fallen so low???

[ooc | Dave doesn't want to go out and get kissed.

But he wants his god damn apple juice.

So he's gonna go get his god damn apple juice.]

Comments

[sickbeat]

so what youre saying is ive been drinking sugar for like the past fifteen years
practically sipping sour green apple jolly ranchers for all the good this shit is doing me

[vicodincrutch]

Low fat, high sugar green apple jolly ranchers in liquid form pretty much. Which is better than soda theoretically but just as hard on your teeth.

[sickbeat]

but
what if i get better toothpaste
i saw some at the supermarket with all kinds of whitening agents and prohealth benefits it was like the motherfucking champion of toothpastes

[vicodincrutch]

Preventative doesn't mean it will actually do anything for certain.

Excessive sugar consumption isn't all about tooth health. That's adult propaganda trying to appeal to your adolescent vanity to get you to listen. Face it. You're never going to be Jonathan Taylor Thomas for one, for another you can trash your insides because you're young for only so long.

[sickbeat]

did you webmd this
shit dont even count