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34 - Cluck Cluck Cluck
[ The feed snaps on to a very irritable Karl, sprawled out on a chaise by the pool, a book lying half-open in his lap. There's something of the cooked and crispy variety piled on the table near him. Several somethings. Apparently, Karl thought it simpler to roast the flock of talking chickens than to let them cluck away. ]
[ Glancing at the Device, he scowls, ]
For a limited time only. If you're in the mood for an extra-roasted meal, stop by here and pick it up. No strings. [ He even promises not to attack you. If you leave fast enough. ] Hopefully these feathered rats taste better than the advice they dole out.
[ On cue, a colorful rooster flutters to perch on the chaise. Tilting its head at Karl, it opines, ] Remember, mon ami, you can't court a woman like you’d go at a piece of steak. For many of the fairer sex, less is more. Teasing is pleasing. Light is rig--
[ Cut off by Karl thwacking the bird with his book, matter-of-fact and vicious. Expect the pile of chickens to grow significantly larger. ]
[ Glancing at the Device, he scowls, ]
For a limited time only. If you're in the mood for an extra-roasted meal, stop by here and pick it up. No strings. [ He even promises not to attack you. If you leave fast enough. ] Hopefully these feathered rats taste better than the advice they dole out.
[ On cue, a colorful rooster flutters to perch on the chaise. Tilting its head at Karl, it opines, ] Remember, mon ami, you can't court a woman like you’d go at a piece of steak. For many of the fairer sex, less is more. Teasing is pleasing. Light is rig--
[ Cut off by Karl thwacking the bird with his book, matter-of-fact and vicious. Expect the pile of chickens to grow significantly larger. ]
Re: action;
The blood of a Chevalier. [ His gaze flickers to her, dark and sharp, then drops again. ] Your Chevalier. The same as I am Diva's.
[ But Haji isn't here -- thank heaven for small mercies. Otherwise he'd do his utmost to snatch Saya away. ]
action;
[But there must be something...] What was that I heard the other day about trades? [The golden eggs, which she'd dismissed as frivolous and now craves with a desperation that only just lets her remain still.]
action;
[ Isn't it odd, yet not odd at all, that he can parse the shape and color of her thoughts? ]
...With those eggs? [ Coolly, ] You can't trade for people.
[ And he'll do everything possible to stymie her efforts if she considers an actual Deity trade. ]
action;
What about just the blood? [A gruesome exchange and a poor substitute, not to mention the stomach-turning image of drinking someone's cold blood from a glass, but a chance and perhaps the only one.]
action;
[ Memories of Charlie. Of Setsuna. Because once she learns who -- what -- she is, Karl suffers no illusions that she'll do her best to push them away. And how delicious that would be to witness. How fitting, seeing how often they've interfered. ]
action;
If... that's the only way.
action;
[ Just like in Vietnam. ]
Then let me fetch you a golden egg. Or show you how to contact a Deity, if that doesn't work.
action;
action;
[ He's not sure what the feeling is. ]
Let's go back inside. [ Quiet and almost, almost kind. She still hasn't had breakfast. And he wants to be there when she finally resolves to make the trade. ]
[ An apocalypse couldn't keep him away. ]