worldofourown: ([Stare/Neutral])
worldofourown ([personal profile] worldofourown) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-12-19 05:33 am

34 - Cluck Cluck Cluck

[ The feed snaps on to a very irritable Karl, sprawled out on a chaise by the pool, a book lying half-open in his lap. There's something of the cooked and crispy variety piled on the table near him. Several somethings. Apparently, Karl thought it simpler to roast the flock of talking chickens than to let them cluck away. ]

[ Glancing at the Device, he scowls, ]


For a limited time only. If you're in the mood for an extra-roasted meal, stop by here and pick it up. No strings. [ He even promises not to attack you. If you leave fast enough. ] Hopefully these feathered rats taste better than the advice they dole out.

[ On cue, a colorful rooster flutters to perch on the chaise. Tilting its head at Karl, it opines, ]
Remember, mon ami, you can't court a woman like you’d go at a piece of steak. For many of the fairer sex, less is more. Teasing is pleasing. Light is rig--

[ Cut off by Karl thwacking the bird with his book, matter-of-fact and vicious. Expect the pile of chickens to grow significantly larger. ]
indecent_butterfly: (No doubts)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
But push too hard and you break that which you want.

[At least his is closer than she was; some aren't so lucky.]
indecent_butterfly: (Say that again?)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
The best blades are often quenched in blood.
indecent_butterfly: (Dark and deadly)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
She might, doesn't mean she'll be kind enough to fulfill your expectations.
indecent_butterfly: (Default)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
One wishes you lots of luck with that then.
indecent_butterfly: (Painted butterfly)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
May it come quicker for her than others.
indecent_butterfly: (Say that again?)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
One shall have to respectfully pass. Perhaps next time.
indecent_butterfly: (Smile)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
But of course. With a caterer.

[Karl, ne only tempts them to sin not eat them.]
indecent_butterfly: (Hmmm)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Not sure ne trusts you to have other foods...]

Come Summer once more when the time calls for such things and outdoor activities?
indecent_butterfly: (You people worry me)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-12-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Carla was part of that so he had to make sure to feed his bride. But, whatever.]

Making plans early enough out is a sure way to make things happen to disrupt them.