002 :: Audio

[allthingsdarkandcold]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

[Is that a bit of a Kiwi accent there? Why yes there is.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut up.

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod. [With repetition the manifest lack of enthusiasm to that statement just drills deeper and deeper. Someone's cheering Hod with all the joy of someone getting a root canal.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut the fuck up!

[There's a clatter of things being thrown and a bird's angry squawk.]

God of all things-- [SQUAWK]

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

My brother's coming to take care of it. [God of the hunt has to be useful for something, right?]

My name's Ty Johnson, not Hod, by the way.

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[steleheart]

I'm Clary, it's nice to meet you Ty.

And I hope your brother doesn't just bring a flock of his own birds. They're everywhere.

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

He'll be right. My brother has his own thing, and it's better than all things dark and cold.

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[steleheart]

All things light and warm?

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

Heh. No. More like hunting and games.

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[steleheart]

That does sound slightly more reasonable than yours.

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

Yeah, I got the short end of the stick in my family.

Can we stop talking about god shit, it's depressing. Tell me something about yourself, Clary.

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[steleheart]

[ She could tell him about her angel blood, but she doubts that would cheer anyone up. ]

I'm from New York? And I really think the City has an obsession with animals. I haven't seen this many in my entire life.

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

[He tends to spend most of his time in the frozen part of Xanadu, so he doesn't see as many animals.]

How long have you been here? Everyone says things change in the City depending upon the season and the holidays.

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[steleheart]

Nearly a fortnight, so if it does I haven't seen it yet. [ Thoughtfully. ] Are you new?

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[allthingsdarkandcold]

I got here about five weeks ago. I thought [it was the drugs] my brothers were fucking with me at first, but Olaf would want to be in on it, and he's not here.

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[steleheart]

I thought maybe I'd fallen asleep watching movies with my friend when I first turned up. It's too crazy to make sense.