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the almighty johnsons - ty johnson

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God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

[Is that a bit of a Kiwi accent there? Why yes there is.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut up.

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod. [With repetition the manifest lack of enthusiasm to that statement just drills deeper and deeper. Someone's cheering Hod with all the joy of someone getting a root canal.]

God of all things dark and cold. Yay Hod.

Shut the fuck up!

[There's a clatter of things being thrown and a bird's angry squawk.]

God of all things-- [SQUAWK]

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One Johnson per generation is given the power of thought.

God of all things dark and cold, and of thought.

We should add that to the title, because my brother hasn't grown into god of wisdom yet.

Oi! Harsh, bro.

Oi yourself. Do I need to watch your posts?

Mike already does anyway. Besides, it's freezing outside today what else am I supposed to do.

You're asking me what to do when it's freezing?

Not all of us are into ice sculptures, bro.

Not all of us grow great tits when the wind blows the wrong way.

[LOW BLOW]

So not the same thing.

[Family always knows the way in.]

They're both god things.

So, a temporary addition.

You've talked to Axl, right?

One can only hope the Allfather will grow a brain at some point.

Axl means well, he's just... Axl means well.

A memorable character trait.

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